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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Count the upfists on the earliest posts... you miss all the traffic if you're late to the party.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Well, there are some parties you do want to be late to ... like mine, for instance.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or in Michele's case, the customer is always white.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You're thinking about Bristle's next kid, Trepannation.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

OK, what the fuck is this "deleted by the administrator" shit? I'm posting a freaking quote from the story, fer chrissakes!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

This woman takes stupid to a whole new level -- she <i>redefines</i> stupid.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Next thing you know ol' 'Cheles in the race if she doesn't take her pills she becomes a basket case Wonketeers said let's hope the crazy never fades So she packed up a rig and went drillin' in the 'glades

Ever that is...alligators, fresh water supply

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Jesus Bug Eyed Christ...how does she do that with her eyes?

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The Quirk's avatar

It MUST be diabolic, because the Kochs don't already own the sun or the wind.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Ouch, that made my nuts shrink 3 sizes. Such imagery.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's hard to write about Bachmann without using the forbidden word "re†ard". There may be a few others as well; let us know if you find out.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Seems to be. But I keep getting hammered trying to post a reply here, even when I've cleaned it up to a G rating. Our cybernanny is in a pissy mood today, I guess.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Allen West said he was going to "straighten her out about that" when he sees her next week. lulz.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You'd have to give them, oh, 8-10 million years, but yeah, eventually, there'll be oil there. That's the problem when you talk to God: time means nothing to the guy.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Why do you hate User of Owls?

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