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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ya beat me. by 45 seconds I was head desking so hard people were starting to stare

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's our old buddy Eric, the douchebag with the bad case of Asperger syndrome. If he wasn't such a fucking loser I'd be embarrassed for him after reading that fawning dreck.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Yeah, with or without Washington, my bracket had them beating Duke in the final four

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's like absolute zero- until now it was always considered to be only a theoretical construct but D'douche managed to achieve it

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Did the conservative rappers open for this?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Whereas, there were found to be no dead girls, nor any live boys, the council of Patriarchs does hereby issue a minor citation, a 2-minute stay in the penalty box, as well a high-five for a job well done.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Indicting is easy...comedy, that's hard.

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chascates's avatar

They wingnuts aren't just wrong, they're untalented as well.

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Jared James's avatar

"When in doubt, always punch down."

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bobbert's avatar

Absolute Meh.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So are conservatives naturally born without any sense of humor, or do they get it removed when they have their moral compass and sense of ethics taken out?

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diogenez's avatar

Dinesh laughs in the face of felony indictment.

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diogenez's avatar

wishes he had done a mom dance parody.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Christian comedy is such a HOOT!

Can't wait til Diney covers such diverse topics as ADULTERY, DIVORCE, GETTING FIRED FROM A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE and FELONY INDICTMENTS into his schtick. [holding breath]

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the sense of humor is located in the part of the brain that the doctors remove at birth in order to make them conservative. See also: critical thinking skills

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