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ya beat me. by 45 seconds I was head desking so hard people were starting to stare

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's our old buddy Eric, the douchebag with the bad case of Asperger syndrome. If he wasn't such a fucking loser I'd be embarrassed for him after reading that fawning dreck.

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Yeah, with or without Washington, my bracket had them beating Duke in the final four

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it's like absolute zero- until now it was always considered to be only a theoretical construct but D'douche managed to achieve it

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Did the conservative rappers open for this?

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Whereas, there were found to be no dead girls, nor any live boys, the council of Patriarchs does hereby issue a minor citation, a 2-minute stay in the penalty box, as well a high-five for a job well done.

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Indicting is easy...comedy, that's hard.

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They wingnuts aren't just wrong, they're untalented as well.

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"When in doubt, always punch down."

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Absolute Meh.

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So are conservatives naturally born without any sense of humor, or do they get it removed when they have their moral compass and sense of ethics taken out?

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Dinesh laughs in the face of felony indictment.

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wishes he had done a mom dance parody.

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Christian comedy is such a HOOT!

Can't wait til Diney covers such diverse topics as ADULTERY, DIVORCE, GETTING FIRED FROM A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE and FELONY INDICTMENTS into his schtick. [holding breath]

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the sense of humor is located in the part of the brain that the doctors remove at birth in order to make them conservative. See also: critical thinking skills

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