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DAMMIT, FLORIDA IS NOT AMERICA'S WANG! It is our beloved country's flapping, descended scrotum.

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I would only grudgingly fuck her, myself.

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Nuance? Sounds French to me.

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DB: You just Jinx'd yourself.

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I recommend "Thunder on the Right." Being a conservative is quite a financial racket - from Newt, Inc. to all those PACs that never seem to spend much money on candidates.

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D'Ranged states over and over again that Mr. Obama is "anti-colonialist."

OK - I'll bite. Just how is that a bad thing? Was England right and the American Colonies wrong in 1776?

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This post should be enshrined in the dictionary under a definition of "Poe's Law".

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I guess D'Ranged would have just shot him out of his saddle. With his Christmas H&R rifle, of course.

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WAS, until Dinesh managed to get him under control, for the good of everyone.

What a hero, that son-of-a-pederast.

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Dinesh, DO go on and explain how curtailing the activities of a child molester or a serial killer would be some kind of a bad thing.

Please proceed, Governor of Utter Moronburg.

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Megyn Kelly is grudge fucking America.

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He should only be permitted on TV pending incarceration if he agrees to wear an orange jumpsuit with "PRISONER" stamped on it.

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The time to consider professional help?

When Megyn Fucking Kelly laughs at you for being crazy.

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<a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Dinesh_D&#039\;Souza#Barack_Obama" target="_blank">This.</a>

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America thanks her.

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Nuts like D'Souza keep trying but they haven't found the line Fox says you can't cross.

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