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Somecallmetim's avatar

Termites are more nutritious than ants which are just regular communists. See what I'm saying. Oh wait, they're both monarchies. Well the nutrition statement stands.

bobbert's avatar

What office are they planning to remove Private Citizen Clinton from?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

No no no! Dinesh pivots and says Saul Alinsky Rules For Radicals types are the termites! Because, you know, Dinesh says so. So, you know, ipso facto, which is Greek for "Ipsalon" which is the first letter of the Greek Alphabet, meaning he said it first before you did, so QED. Also a Greek phrase. Look it up.

DROPPING D'SOUZA KNOWLEDGE ON YA

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You all want to be rugged individualists, don't you? Okay, so here's how: Believe everything that this Koch-funded think tank tells you.

YOU ARE SO STRONG AND RUGGED AND HANDSOME AND POWERFUL NOW CONVINCE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER TO JOIN US

Shypixel's avatar

Everyone knows that an ant can't...

Pass tough legislation through a divided congress...

But he had... HIGH HOPES!

He had HIGH HOPES!

He had HIGH APPLE PIE IN THE SKYYYYYYYYY HOPES!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but can Dinesh move a rubber tree plant?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I prpoe Mr. D'Souza test his theory of the work ethic of ants through first-hand observation. I'll bring the honey. Someone got the stakes and rope?

Chris Grrr's avatar

His understanding of instinct is on par with his respect for monogamous faithfulness!

Chris Grrr's avatar

They already "got theirs," and most are close to their eternal reward. Why would those things need any further consideration?