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Dingell Will Be A Congressman Until The End Of Recorded Time
John Dingell, an ancient swamp-beast summoned by medieval druids to ruin Al Gore's bid for the presidency by forcing the VP to utter the hilarious phrase "Dingell-Norwood" in a 2000 debate with George W. Bush, has been serving in Congress for six hundred million years -- longer than all Kennedys combined! And now, at the ripe old age of 83, he has decided to run for a 28th term representing Michigan's 15th Congressional district. Once that term is complete, maybe he will become the Pope? [ Michigan Messenger ]