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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Which would be Grassley opening the “and the winner is!” envelopes."

I'm very surprised at you Wonkette. The Constitution is very clear that when someone opens the electoral college envelope, the person is supposed to say "And the presidency goes to . . . ."

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Bonnie B's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Note: Never take notes on a conspiracy.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

PS - Burn this note.

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mr_snarky's avatar

it appears one of the side-effects of drinking pab flavored kool aid is disbarment...dang sucks to be you

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algore lactating's avatar

environmental lawyer with ostensibly leftist politics who went around the bend in his 60s after getting into fringe altright bugaboos (crypto, in this case)?

is chesebro just wisconsin robert f. kennedy, jr.,? does his yung bride look like olivia nuzzi?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Hey! Who cut the Cheese?"

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Yeah, I'd give up a law career for Trump. As if.

I just can't understand how these people are wired.

Maybe it is Bad Genes.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

He played by the rules and fought the good fight and what did it get him? Squat. Then he did crypto and realized criming is a lot easier. From there it just a slippery slope to being embussened for Orange Turd.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

One can make the argument that, if there is a gene that encourages people to engage in criminal behavior, the Chump family has it in spades.

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Jessica's avatar

Have to get a bigger bus

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

The Cheese Stands Alone

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JCfromNC's avatar

Everything Trump touches, dies. Or ends up disbarred, if they're a lawyer.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

That is the most clear and complete description of the coup plot I have ever read. Thank you.

Also, hahaha fuck you Cheesebro

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Turns out Cheesebro is a cheesedick. IAMFORSHOCKED

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Actually, he didn't divorce her; she divorced him.

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deadmanwalkingwmd's avatar

Good riddance, another one bites the dust.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

FAFO

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Kate's avatar

So many have sacrificed themselves on the Altar of Diaper Don. And for what? I'll never understand it.

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Bruce's avatar

They're all, to a person, convinced in their heart of hearts that they're the one that Daddy Trump will love and protect, and that all the other mangled bodies in the wake of the Trump Bus were somehow not worthy.

You see the same kind of delusion in all those people who fell for a Nigerian scam that there was a lockbox filled with 10 MEELYUN Dollars US and all they have to do to get it is to pay this one more little 'customs processng fee' or 'storage fee' or whatever the scmmers come up with. After awhile they get sucked int the sunk cost trap, and they're lost. I"ve read accounts of people with famiily members who have sent their life savings to these scammers say "Oh I know these are all scams, but THIS time I'm sure it's real!"

I'm just glad that this time, it's the trash working for the garbage king himself getting fucked over.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Next they get an email 'Were you scammed? I can get your money back! But we need to pay to file court docs and stuff'.

Some idiots actually travelled to those nations to recover their money. Which worked out about as well as you can imagine.

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UVB-76's avatar

Lemmings. All you can see is the asses of the lemmings in front of you.

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