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H0mer0's avatar

you should see how they ruined their closet.

H0mer0's avatar

confusing grinding with grindr?

SeeTrain65's avatar

If only I'd looked downthread. About nine or 10 hours ago.

SeeTrain65's avatar

"Thanks, Clippy. I can do this on my own."

JCfromNC's avatar

Yeah, I'd love to see the concept of, let's call it "legal life partners" decoupled from the religious concept of "marriage". You sign a standardized contact (or specialized one depending on your situations), with standardized conditions for dissolution, and you sign it with as many legally competent, consenting adults as you like.

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Can I countersue if I'm being sued ?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I don't think he bothered to thoroughly read the terms of use prior to clicking "agree."

SeeTrain65's avatar

I wouldn't expect anything less. Then again, if I'm stupid enough to sue you, I'd deserve the countersuit. ; )

pixeloid's avatar

He wants to marry his computer? My life-size anime pillow waifu says that's nuts.

pixeloid's avatar

Also pretty sure the computer isn't of legal age.

phoenix00's avatar

So has Sevier tried *CLICKING THE CLOSE BUTTON*??

pixeloid's avatar

Pro tip: most of the cats are also nude.

phoenix00's avatar

I'm thinking things went down more like this:https://twitter.com/Magryll...

phoenix00's avatar

You didn't have AOL like the rest of us? Kids these days....