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you should see how they ruined their closet.

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confusing grinding with grindr?

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If only I'd looked downthread. About nine or 10 hours ago.

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"Thanks, Clippy. I can do this on my own."

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Yeah, I'd love to see the concept of, let's call it "legal life partners" decoupled from the religious concept of "marriage". You sign a standardized contact (or specialized one depending on your situations), with standardized conditions for dissolution, and you sign it with as many legally competent, consenting adults as you like.

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Can I countersue if I'm being sued ?

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I don't think he bothered to thoroughly read the terms of use prior to clicking "agree."

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I wouldn't expect anything less. Then again, if I'm stupid enough to sue you, I'd deserve the countersuit. ; )

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He wants to marry his computer? My life-size anime pillow waifu says that's nuts.

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Beat me to it.

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Also pretty sure the computer isn't of legal age.

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So has Sevier tried *CLICKING THE CLOSE BUTTON*??

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Pro tip: most of the cats are also nude.

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I'm thinking things went down more like this:https://twitter.com/Magryll...

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You didn't have AOL like the rest of us? Kids these days....

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