exxon didn't do it Are you looking for the perfect gift for the Corporate Person in your life who has everything? Or maybe you're a Corporate Person looking for just the right something to give a lobbyist or board member. You've come to the right place. Here's Yr Wonkette's 2015 Corporate Schmucks' Holiday Gift Sucktacular.
I don't often drink cola, but when I do...
(I actually have a weakness for Fresca, which I hope is relatively harmless.)
Here, have one of mine. Γ©
A name I hadn't thought of in decades. Thanks.
How did you do that? Was it wizardry?
Cleanup in aisle 10!
I invoked the "Character Map" spell.
Beethoven! Dumas, sure, but I've never heard this about Ludwig.
Which, come to think of it, is totally a blah name.
I upfisted, true, but that was awful.
And no red berries!
Or golden.
But they did, eventually, slipped the surly bonds of Jefferson.
And the Red Army Choir did not fight in wars!
I think that's the stuff that comes out of your tap after the frackers have been at work.
It was the best of posts, it was the worst of posts...
Tasty, though.
When I look at that thing, I see spirochetes.