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I don't often drink cola, but when I do...

(I actually have a weakness for Fresca, which I hope is relatively harmless.)

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A name I hadn't thought of in decades. Thanks.

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How did you do that? Was it wizardry?

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I invoked the "Character Map" spell.

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Beethoven! Dumas, sure, but I've never heard this about Ludwig.

Which, come to think of it, is totally a blah name.

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I upfisted, true, but that was awful.

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But they did, eventually, slipped the surly bonds of Jefferson.

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And the Red Army Choir did not fight in wars!

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I think that's the stuff that comes out of your tap after the frackers have been at work.

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It was the best of posts, it was the worst of posts...