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Babe Paley's avatar

If I were naming a lemur I would name them Louis. Louis Lemur, like the author.

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Menotsure's avatar

I'm fond of posting poems

But, there won't be one this time

Short of leg bone mentions

Lemur is hard to rhyme

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Let me help you out, friend.

A day without a lemur is like coffee without creamer.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh you!

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Old dog's avatar

Close personal friends...

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The Wanderer's avatar

A reclining lemur

Resembles a dreamer.

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Menotsure's avatar

Show off!

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The Wanderer's avatar

(bows) It shows I'm pretty well out of the cold that sledgehammered me last week.

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Menotsure's avatar

Here's to your health! (Lifts coffee cup.)

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tehbaddr's avatar

Tree Pandas!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Leapin’ lemurs, that’s cute!

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The Wanderer's avatar

So cute.

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Joe Z's avatar

Lemur asks for scritchies.

https://youtu.be/WXM8tUnSJ3o?si=BVUPVr-uhenIJ43T

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MorganX's avatar

These some v. cute stripe-tail puppies

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Lemurs generally have that "purposeful contemplation of mischief" look, but Zava!

Felana better be prepared...

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

What wonderful little ones.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Lemur love 💕

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Cuteness overload! Just what is needed on a Monday morning. Thanks, Martini!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I absolutely love how lemur mom uses her tail so deftly for reassurance, support, and then, "okay, go ahead"!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Here's a side bar article.

Clumsy JD Vance Breaks NCAA Football Championship Trophy

https://www.thedailybeast.com/clumsy-jd-vance-breaks-ncaa-football-championship-trophy/

He thought he was funny. "Vance tried to justify his graceless move, posting on X: “I didn’t want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy so I decided to break it.” " 🤦

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Our Mr. El Salvadoran President didn't wear a suit to the Oval Office.

I hope Couchfucker opened a can of whoop-ass on him.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Foreign academics are refusing to come to the US for conferences."

Yet another triumph for the Trump administration!!

( In their war against anything and everything that might educate Americans into fighting back. )

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I’ve been awake for three hours. My alarm just went off now and I’m getting dressed.

I put eye drops in Alice’s eyes, as I’m going to have to do every day twice a day for the rest of her life and it makes her angry and sad. I completed the quizzes on two out of the eight modules for a class I need to finish for recertification. I didn’t complete the readings, just enough to answer the questions I was responsible for.

Goals for the week: complete a complicated tax submission and payment; finalize divorce so I can complete retirement paperwork; get at least a couple more modules knocked out on this class; make arrangements for firewood delivery.

I feel almost certain there’s more, but I can’t remember it at the moment.

Also, Work. I need to go to work. I just noticed I have my ankles wrapped around each other, my calves tightened up, my shoulders hunched over as if i were going to be sick. Trying to breathe and that’s making it worse. OK. Shaking it off. Time to feed the cats.

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UVB-76's avatar

Sending strength, OTOH.

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UVB-76's avatar

Do you do yoga ever? Does wonders for stress. Body and breath.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

More typically, chocolate.

One of my big hopes for retirement is to get out of a stressful work environment and focus more on self-care.

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UVB-76's avatar

Find time soonest. We're no good to anyone else otherwise.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Read the WAPO item about the Bistro, good to know what places to avoid in DC. Those poor lonely #MAGAs in town have to hideout somewhere.

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"M"'s avatar

I read that piece

They said something like "the joy is well earned"

Not going to get into the other things that sounds like --- but the fact that they went as Mean Girl far as "uggos" tells me somebody is mad about Iman and Veronica Webb and Alek Wek and ...

Also - that pink dress? Goes all the way up to her zorch when she sits down; I guarantee it

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MorganX's avatar

Help me out, I didn't see a reference to this in Tabz (and also cancelled those fuckers a couple of years ago)?

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tim gueguen's avatar

Here, funk up your morning with this track from British library music composer Keith Mansfield, from the KPM Music Library.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SzPwSgCra4

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, I could KPM all damn day.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

What kind of music do we think they play at Butterworths?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Yacht rock

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"M"'s avatar

All the real musicians should ask their PROs to pull their licenses from that place

Just like Isaac Hayes III sued Donald for playing his dad's music at his hate rallies

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Edith Prickly's avatar

It's sad that he had to do that, but good for him.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

The least bitchy things I can say about that MAGA fash-inista piece;

1. the looks are mid at best because conformity is king in MAGAland

2. everyone is instantly identifiable as a young Republican

3. LOL, they're so desperate to be "cool"

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

You could make-up the entire DC area with the crap on just one of those faces.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It’s like Studio 54 but for assholes with zero fashion sense.

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carovee's avatar

Did the Republicans in senate ignore some parliamentarian rule that they needed 60 votes to pass the horrible CR bill and then pass it with less than 60 votes? I know I heard something but my brain clearly was not ready for that horrifying piece of information.

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"M"'s avatar

It's why we were begging people to call their Senators and make them adhere to the rules the Parliamentarian set

You know - LAST WEEK

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carovee's avatar

Ah. I was calling about a lot of things, the SAVE act, the decimating of the federal workforce, handing out contracts to Musk while DOGE cuts critical services etc. Guess I missed one. So, that was it right? We are completely fucked. I mean, we were almost completely fucked but we had hope that maybe some senators might not want to live in a country that was completely fucked. But nah?

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Best way to start the Week, Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I'm sorrynotsorry but the dude at work who is always stealing supplies from me and my team can figure out his own damn self how the new microwave works. It's a little different from the old one, but not that difficult to figure out. I'm not getting up from my yogurt to stand and nuke his food for him!

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UVB-76's avatar

You're pretty busy, right? Tell him to look it up.

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"M"'s avatar

I wouldn't even be the first sorry

Don't reward bad behavior

I have enough attitude that I might even leave dude a note

"If you can figure out how to stop stealing other people's supplies we're certainly sure you can also figure out how to operate the microwave"

- Love,

Your Colleagues

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

A Thai perspective on Trump's tariffs.

Thailand maps out strategy for tariff negotiations in US

https://www.bangkokpost.com/business/general/3002999/thailand-maps-out-strategy-for-tariff-negotiations-in-us.

Chinese President Xi Jinping kickstarts his 3-nation Southeast Asia tour as Trump flip-flops on tariffs

https://fortune.com/asia/2025/04/14/china-xi-jinping-3-nation-southeast-asia-tour-trump-flip-flops-tariffs/

I wonder if anyone in the Trump administration considers why we have a trade imbalance with the US. The US has ~330 million purchasers for Thai goods. Thailand's population is ~71 million. Most of Thailand's people cannot afford American goods outside of the cities, so that number is even less. Considering the tariffs on Vietnam and Cambodia, Trump has given South East Asia to China.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Oh my, facts. The "tRump administration" doesn't bother with facts.

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carovee's avatar

Truly Trump has ushered in China's next Golden Age.

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Erin's avatar

I hope Orr v. Trump is decided soon in the plaintiffs' favor so my partner and I can get passports. I think it's become clear that, as much as "stay and fight" sounds noble, unless a hell of a lot more of y'all cis folks come to our aid we're going to have to self-deport for a while. Maybe that visa program Scotland proposed will come through for us. That would be nice.

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carovee's avatar

I am so disappointed in my fellow cis people. What kind of dead-in-side person feels the need to call the cops on a trans woman in the bathroom? Hell I wouldn't assume that a tall woman was trans in the first place.

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Babe Paley's avatar

I feel like everyone needs to do what they can and we need to respect that. I'm a white cis lady, with a whole lot of the privileges that go along with a level of money and contacts and all the rest--I know I'm not the first person they would come after. I don't have children to worry about. It's easy for me to stay and fight.

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Speaking of Disappear Here....Here's an oldie from Hybrid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kba2sQpoJj8

Some of their other albums feature the late Julee Cruise.

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