Colorado state Rep. Gordon "disgraced former Navy chaplain" Klingenschmitt, who is one of yr Wonkette's favorites, has been in the Colorado House for a whole five minutes or so, and in that time he's made a mark! Most recently, he was in the news because he went on his Funtime Afternoon Jesus Video Program and
Except for the sexist dumbshit part of Richard Dawkins, he's pretty much on the money, because the practical effect of religion seems to be to impose irrationality on everything for "reasons" that have nothing to do with reason.
Jesus tried to fix this, but then he departed, and the understudies took over, and fucked it up.
And why the poor man never married.
I dunno, those were pretty loose polka-dot undies he wore. Could have gone either way, know what I mean?
Nah, I'm pretty much nutso too.
Except for the sexist dumbshit part of Richard Dawkins, he's pretty much on the money, because the practical effect of religion seems to be to impose irrationality on everything for "reasons" that have nothing to do with reason.
Jesus tried to fix this, but then he departed, and the understudies took over, and fucked it up.
Hey, now, to be fair, Carly allowed Barbara Boxer to win without breaking into a sweat. That must count for something.
DO NOT get me started with the US Military's recent (last 30 years or so) trend to give everyone some fruit salad from the getgo.
I'd hit that.
Rachel needs to give Gordon here some equal time with Art Robinson.
Sheep for days!
Contact stupid!
Unless he's assless Chaps.
It's Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Opposites Day.
he not only starved himself for 72 hours beforehand
Maybe it's different for other denominations, but, growing up Catholic, fasting never involved being the slightest bit hungry.
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... I thought the santorum would keep the schmitt from klingen?
Please stop posting stories about this guy. I always end up with that song stuck in my head.