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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And why the poor man never married.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I dunno, those were pretty loose polka-dot undies he wore. Could have gone either way, know what I mean?

nice_marmot's avatar

Nah, I'm pretty much nutso too.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Except for the sexist dumbshit part of Richard Dawkins, he's pretty much on the money, because the practical effect of religion seems to be to impose irrationality on everything for "reasons" that have nothing to do with reason.

Jesus tried to fix this, but then he departed, and the understudies took over, and fucked it up.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, now, to be fair, Carly allowed Barbara Boxer to win without breaking into a sweat. That must count for something.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

DO NOT get me started with the US Military's recent (last 30 years or so) trend to give everyone some fruit salad from the getgo.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Rachel needs to give Gordon here some equal time with Art Robinson.

PubOption's avatar

Unless he's assless Chaps.

one_who_wanders's avatar

It's Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Opposites Day.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

he not only starved himself for 72 hours beforehand

Maybe it's different for other denominations, but, growing up Catholic, fasting never involved being the slightest bit hungry.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... I thought the santorum would keep the schmitt from klingen?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Please stop posting stories about this guy. I always end up with that song stuck in my head.