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whitroth's avatar

Or maybe, just maybe, "they fucking sent me out to fall on my sword! Fuck 'em, I'll make *sure* that they get theirs".

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Or maybe also canary, rat fink, squealer, stool pigeon, tattletale?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Gen. Flynn will flip quicker than a dollar hamburger.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

That's what Oliver North did, giving rise to this hilarious SNL sketch, until he got immunity. Then he gave a nauseatingly self-serving account that launched his career as a right-wing commenter.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

I`ve been saying "fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down" about these special kind of people.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Rat Fink decals on the vent windows of the housemate's 67 Bel Air E/MP racer. It's trad, Dad!

Lily412's avatar

Rob Sheridan has some pretty weird stuff: http://www.rob-sheridan.com...

Black Cat's avatar

They all seem to have a processing disorder.

coco lurks from home's avatar

I'm more inclined to say we've been Unfairly Fucked.

Natalie Frenshen's avatar

Better get your affairs in order, Mikey. You're about to get putin-ed.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sounds like a job for Pelosi!

Ill-Advised's avatar

The Starks are here. House Lannister eats its own. All we need now is a dragonrider.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Accompanied by a high whining drone. Oh, wait, that's Sean.