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Or maybe, just maybe, "they fucking sent me out to fall on my sword! Fuck 'em, I'll make *sure* that they get theirs".

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Or maybe also canary, rat fink, squealer, stool pigeon, tattletale?

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Gen. Flynn will flip quicker than a dollar hamburger.

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That's what Oliver North did, giving rise to this hilarious SNL sketch, until he got immunity. Then he gave a nauseatingly self-serving account that launched his career as a right-wing commenter.

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I`ve been saying "fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down" about these special kind of people.

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https://www.youtube.com/wat...

My personal favorite...

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Rat Fink decals on the vent windows of the housemate's 67 Bel Air E/MP racer. It's trad, Dad!

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Rob Sheridan has some pretty weird stuff: http://www.rob-sheridan.com...

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They all seem to have a processing disorder.

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Another good one!

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That would be AMAZEBALLS.

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I'm more inclined to say we've been Unfairly Fucked.

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Better get your affairs in order, Mikey. You're about to get putin-ed.

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Sounds like a job for Pelosi!

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The Starks are here. House Lannister eats its own. All we need now is a dragonrider.

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Accompanied by a high whining drone. Oh, wait, that's Sean.

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