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whitroth's avatar

Or maybe, just maybe, "they fucking sent me out to fall on my sword! Fuck 'em, I'll make *sure* that they get theirs".

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Or maybe also canary, rat fink, squealer, stool pigeon, tattletale?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Gen. Flynn will flip quicker than a dollar hamburger.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

That's what Oliver North did, giving rise to this hilarious SNL sketch, until he got immunity. Then he gave a nauseatingly self-serving account that launched his career as a right-wing commenter.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

I`ve been saying "fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down" about these special kind of people.

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Naytch's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

My personal favorite...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Rat Fink decals on the vent windows of the housemate's 67 Bel Air E/MP racer. It's trad, Dad!

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Lily412's avatar

Rob Sheridan has some pretty weird stuff: http://www.rob-sheridan.com...

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Black Cat's avatar

They all seem to have a processing disorder.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Another good one!

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coco lurks from home's avatar

That would be AMAZEBALLS.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

I'm more inclined to say we've been Unfairly Fucked.

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

Better get your affairs in order, Mikey. You're about to get putin-ed.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sounds like a job for Pelosi!

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Ill-Advised's avatar

The Starks are here. House Lannister eats its own. All we need now is a dragonrider.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Accompanied by a high whining drone. Oh, wait, that's Sean.

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