Whey-faced tube of cookie dough Matthew Boyle, ace staff reporter at Corpse Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Resting Place, has quite the scoopy scoop today. As faithful readers know,BoilBoyle has been hot on the trail of New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez (D-Of Course) and some shenanigans what he done maybe got up to involving a shady Florida ophthalmologist, some sort of port security deal with the Dominican Republic, and a trio of less-than-believable hookers. If the previous sentence appears on the inside jacket of Christopher Buckley’s next novel, yr Wonkette will sue for royalties.
Dressing up like a grown-up, in your bedroom, was OK when you were 5. Doing it at this age, and taking pictures of it, and putting the photos out on the innertubez, is just ... dumb.
“If this were a Republican, the guy probably would have already resigned from the Senate,”
Yeah, right. One of their club members gets caught getting pampered by a prostitute and gets a standing-O when he returns to the club. One of the dems gets caught taking pictures of his junk and his club all of a sudden looks like the angry villagers in a Frankenstein movie.
Hey, if we&#039;re gonna do the guilt-by-association thing, let&#039;s check out the <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/feds-id-fraudster-behind-veterans-charity-scam-article-1.1172640" target="_blank">friends of mega-fraudster &quot;Bobby Thompson&quot;</a>. (Scroll down -- you will laff.)
Special tip to Mr. Boyle: When you&#039;re taking pictures for your eHarmony/Match.com/AdultFriendFinder profile from the bedroom in your mom&#039;s house, remember to show some class and shut the closest door. The girls will think you&#039;re tidy.
Probably just an excess of sand in there.
&quot;Democrats don&rsquo;t react the same way Republicans do.&quot;
That&#039;s why O&#039;Queef is rotting in prison right now. Their moral superiority.
One would imagine they&#039;re like Lay&#039;s potato chips.
Mine was from the East India Company. Pretty stale.
⬠We ain&#039;t no delinquents, We&#039;re misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good! âª
You like his Saturday night getup?
OT: <a href="http:\/\/www.nejm.org\/doi\/full\/10.1056\/NEJMicm1200995" target="_blank">Medical consequences of (truly) excessive teabagging.</a>
Dressing up like a grown-up, in your bedroom, was OK when you were 5. Doing it at this age, and taking pictures of it, and putting the photos out on the innertubez, is just ... dumb.
<i>&ldquo;If this were a Republican, the guy probably would have already resigned from the Senate, . . .</i>
When was the last time that happened?
&ldquo;If this were a Republican, the guy probably would have already resigned from the Senate,&rdquo;
Yeah, right. One of their club members gets caught getting pampered by a prostitute and gets a standing-O when he returns to the club. One of the dems gets caught taking pictures of his junk and his club all of a sudden looks like the angry villagers in a Frankenstein movie.
Hey, if we&#039;re gonna do the guilt-by-association thing, let&#039;s check out the <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/feds-id-fraudster-behind-veterans-charity-scam-article-1.1172640" target="_blank">friends of mega-fraudster &quot;Bobby Thompson&quot;</a>. (Scroll down -- you will laff.)
I saw &quot;The United States of Money&quot; and it was interesting.
But JackEmUp N. RipEmOff has never named names. He talks around it a lot (please see above) but he just never came clean.
Therefore, in my book he&#039;s still dirty.
Special tip to Mr. Boyle: When you&#039;re taking pictures for your eHarmony/Match.com/AdultFriendFinder profile from the bedroom in your mom&#039;s house, remember to show some class and shut the closest door. The girls will think you&#039;re tidy.