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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Really Republicans? You couldn't find anyone better? Really?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is good news for The Other McCain!

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"Oh this is a fine choice! The 2003 Cabernet Racial Murder Mitigación is wonderful! However I don't think anything pairs well with Argentinian-flavored dick cheese. "

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bobbert's avatar

She's Argentinian, but not notably brown.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Keep in mind folks, this is the state that Newt "I change wives more often than Mitt changes his magic underwear" Gingrich won. They seem to be quite capable of overlooking these sorts of things as long as there's an R after a politician's name

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"south of the equator"

nice euphemism...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The red white and goo...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

His fiance should be on the alert if Mark says he's hungry for some Thai take-out.

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