Well! Sure hope you weren't planning on being anything other than sad and angry today, because we bring you a shitty story of misery and suck. Maybe you won't even care, like "Disneyland, commodifying children's dreams, anti-corporatism, OCCUPY!" Well maybe you should shut your fucking piehole, because Disneyland is awesome (if you never, ever, ever, ever go on a weekend), and we took our own sweet son there every year on the Wednesday closest to his birthday from the time he was two until he hit 14 and we didn't care about him anymore. AND IT WAS MAGICAL MOM AND SON TIME AND WE LOVED IT. AND ONE YEAR HIS EYES LIT THE FUCK UP AT THE SLEEPING BEAUTY BARBIE AND WE SPENT $30 ON A FUCKING BARBIE FOR HIM. AND GUESS WHAT
And when I went (in 1964) my mother wouldn't let me buy the single cells from the animation movies that would now be worth BIG BUCKS! Plus it rained and the House of the Future was closed and my life was shattered because the future was supposed to be awesome.
True story: a friend of mine upon turning 65 retired from his oil-company job and decamped to Disney for the express purpose of being a costumed character.
I literally just got back from Disney World last week. My fellow park attendees were very diverse, with a lot of foreign tourists as well as Americans of various races. But it truly, glaringly stood out to me that there were not a lot of black people there. Visiting, working, just not a lot of black people. Guess I know why!
By the way, as much as Disney is accused of crass commercialism, cultural appropriation, faux history, saccharine sentimentality, homogenized aesthetic, and disturbing and false cheerfulness, all of which I think can be argued for, DAMN are they good at what they do! Bitches don't play. And, as a Disney stockholder (aka pig scum capitalist), I heartily approve!
They were overcompensating, which was completely in character for the time.
disney: meh. while i appreciate the russian mafia tactics, there's too little booze.
And when I went (in 1964) my mother wouldn't let me buy the single cells from the animation movies that would now be worth BIG BUCKS! Plus it rained and the House of the Future was closed and my life was shattered because the future was supposed to be awesome.
A double-header!
"At least they weren't Jews."
now he's reduced to having to mousterbate
I'm sure it's somehow the Kenyan Muslin's fault
we have gay wolves here? just don't take them to Tennessee or they might get put down...
yeah, but he won't find out until long after the fact
True story: a friend of mine upon turning 65 retired from his oil-company job and decamped to Disney for the express purpose of being a costumed character.
Noooowww I understand....
my old governor Ev Mecham sure liked his pickaninnies (yes, we've had a long, sordid history of completely batshitinsane governors here)
STEVE MARTIN LIBEL!!1!
But Chip and Dale are gay, gay, gay! Those actors were not getting into their roles properly.
Time to send in Elmer Fudd to take that wascally wabbit down a notch or two
I literally just got back from Disney World last week. My fellow park attendees were very diverse, with a lot of foreign tourists as well as Americans of various races. But it truly, glaringly stood out to me that there were not a lot of black people there. Visiting, working, just not a lot of black people. Guess I know why!
By the way, as much as Disney is accused of crass commercialism, cultural appropriation, faux history, saccharine sentimentality, homogenized aesthetic, and disturbing and false cheerfulness, all of which I think can be argued for, DAMN are they good at what they do! Bitches don't play. And, as a Disney stockholder (aka pig scum capitalist), I heartily approve!
Apparently, the rabbit took both.