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i don't know, dude's got a temper. i remember some legendary fight with john noble?

denethor vs dr zhivago...

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When I was working with rats in grad school, I occasionally told the rat-phobic security people about the rats that sometimes escaped and were exposed to the radiation experiments and roamed the bathrooms at night, oversized and slightly glowing. May God forgive me.

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See Montana by rail!

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I love logistics!

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You can have your country back, but first there's the matter of some unpaid bills for labor.

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Trains, which couldn't have existed in the first place without amazingly generous gifts of land and rights-of-way from the government.

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Pam Anderson?

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I am hoping for Col. Klink and Sgt. Schultz in mine.

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A day at FEMA camp in Montana is better than a month at home under a Dubya/Romney* administration. _____________________________ * My eyes aren't so good after gouging them out so many times after seeing pictures of Sarah Palin™ ... so i can't tell Dubya and Romney (who?) apart.

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Something along <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ZStaaVuxsgg" target="_blank">these</a> lines, <i>nicht wahr?

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Son, it's not just because there's a colored man in the "White" House. They were that way even back in 2003, when they controlled both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, and Chimpy was prez. It's just the way they are. They're still getting over learning about what happens when Daddy and Mommy go in the bedroom and lock the door.

"NO, MOMMY! You said you love <i>ME!"</i>

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If America is going to be turned into Greece, I call dibs on the Santorini part.

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O'Reilly and Hannity & Co say people voted for Obama because they want "stuff." This is our stuff. Now get in this boxcar, Glenn.

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FEMA boxcars are preferable to FEMA snake eyes.

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Acey-Deucy! Little Joe! Eight the hard way!

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Sure wish they'd start the socialization by seizing my cable company. No government agency was ever so incompetent, avaricious, smugly unresponsive or malignant as Cox Cable.

And thanks for the Donald Segretti shout-out. Who knew anyone else remembered the guy they called "Ratfucker" in the Nixon White House?

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