Distinguished Pubic Advocate Wants Your Vote!

Michael McAuliffe is a 45-year-old candidate for Palm Beach State Attorney with a marvelous plan to "reinvigorate" the staff at the State Attorney's Office by covering their workspaces in a quarter-inch-thick felt made of human pubes, or something. Thanks to Wonkette operative JimmyJohn2 for the tip. [ South Florida Sun-Sentinel ]