Divine Overlord Michael Chertoff Stares Down Michael Chertoff
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Homeland Security Secretary-demon Michael Chertoff is announcing a new spy program while an enlarged demon THAT IS ALSO MICHAEL CHERTOFF is spying on him. Which demon version of Michael Chertoff is spying on you?? [ Washington Post ]