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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

"Hey, you wanna grab (coffee/drinks/dinner/other consumable) after the GENERIC SPORTSBALL GAME sometime? Friendly or flirty, your choice."

Note: I DO NOT have the fortitude to ask someone this myself. I am a coward. But it sounds good in my head.

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Steven Richardson's avatar

I ind this article very helpful!

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Luke Warm's avatar

You will only regret not asking but maybe wait until the last game of the season to avoid awkwardness.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Christ, if I couldn't handle rejection gracefully I would have become an incel in my early 20s.

I didn't, because I realized the odds of rejection were at least 50%. Not every woman was unattached or interested in my sorry ass.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Christ, if I couldn't handle rejection gracefully I would have become an incel in my early 20s.

I didn't, because I realized the odds of rejection were at least 50%. Not every woman was unattached or interested in my sorry ass.

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DemoCat's avatar

Handling rejection in a healthy manner, even being upbeat about it, like “I was just curious if you’d like to go for coffee or a bite to eat sometime, if not, that’s ok too, we can just stay sportsball pals!” is a sign of healthy self-esteem, and takes much of the pressure and awkwardness away. Being direct, friendly, and ok with all outcomes is a great approach. In my dating years, I even found a way to address the often awkward first kiss. I’d wait for the moment to feel right, maybe the end of a great first date, but often a second date or even later, then say “are you like me, do you also find the first kiss to be a little anxious and awkward?” The answer was almost always a resounding “Yes! So awkward!” Then I’d offer, “should we just get the first one out of the way, so it’s not hanging out there, and doesn’t have to be some unpredictable blitz kiss?” This truly went over well. Or, you can just ask. “That was such a fun date, I never knew how good you are at laser tag and ax throwing! I’m sorry about the cheese fries. I’ll pay for your dry cleaning. You look so beautiful tonight. May I kiss you?” Both strategies work. It’s all about giving options, and being delighted with any outcome. Give the power and control to the other person, and make their escape/rejection very easy for them. Because you never want someone to say “yes” simply because they were on the spot, or felt pressured, or didn’t want to hurt your feelings. You want a “yes” because they enthusiastically like you. And making it clear that you are comfortable with “no, thanks!” says a lot about your character. Good luck!

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Lucidamente's avatar

Nicely put. But once tfg gets the nomination, does she go ahead and endorse him, or go with some No Labels third party dipshit?

https://x.com/nikkihaley/status/1756434033108549955?s=61&t=d57_wdu2mp3jUpQgi28A5Q

Michael is deployed serving our country, something you know nothing about. Someone who continually disrespects the sacrifices of military families has no business being commander in chief.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Also, WHAR MELON? Jackass.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

words that are shifting beneath our feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVbCY51iz1k

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Thanks BTW for remembering to post this notification every Sat nite

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

We can be with the cool kids?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

We are all the cool kids, yes!

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WasX's avatar

*blushes*

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

* stands up straighter *

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Dirty-Work's avatar

The odds makers have Michelle Obama in 3rd for likelihood of being our next POTUS. These guys aren't just pulling it out of their Fox, people are betting real money.

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counterlife's avatar

I heard a person I previously considered rational go on about how Biden will not be the nominee and guess who it will be - M. Obama. Everyone is susceptible to conspiracy theory and the fears being left out, but this is such an obvious Republican grifting scam. So fucking obviously fake I expect to read at least three stories about it in the NYT and WaPo - starting Sunday. People are so dumb. Including those who are allegedly "well educated".

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm willing to bet against her.

What're the odds for that?

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Dirty-Work's avatar

11/1 That's an excellent idea.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If that's a serious thing, I'm putting money on that.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

I just looked it up. Obama plus $1,200. I'm in.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

That's odds for her to win the primary.

Not the odds against.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

OK. I don't gamble. That is still solid, right?

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MRK's avatar

People throw their money away every day.

Although, this does also show you how ridiculous voting for third party candidates are, when an insane right wing conspiracy theory is more likely than any of them winning.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I have a bridge to sell them.

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Nick Rogers's avatar

How can everyone think about and discuss things while completely ignoring the fact that TAYLOR SWIFT IS GOING TO WATCH HER BOYFRIEND PLAY FOOTBALL!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God!!! I LIKE PUDDING!!!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I like to eat pudding with a spoon.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Spoon!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

We are endeavoring to persevere.

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Nick Rogers's avatar

Bless you!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Who are the Taylor Swifts playing against this year?

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Nick Rogers's avatar

Our souls!!! And my pudding!!!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I'm re-watching the 1995 film "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar". This is such a great movie, and I can't believe Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes weren't nominated for Oscars because that is some Exceptionally Fine Acting. Swayze and Leguizamo did earn Golden Globe nominations, but didn't win. According to Wikipedia, the writer, Douglas Beane, was inspired by an anti-gay propaganda film called "The Gay Agenda." Of that film, Beane said, "There's a scene where they show drag queens going through a town, and the narrator is warning the viewers that these people will take over your town, and I thought, Well, that would be fun." I'm with Beane. My question is ... would they make this movie today???

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peregrin's avatar

I adore that movie.

"That little Latin boy in drag is crying. Find out why that little Latin boy in drag is crying."

"Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?" may be my favorite exchanges ever.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

My favorite part is when Noxema explains to Chi Chi the differences between transvestite, transexual, drag queen, and a tired little Latin boy in a dress.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Ok, I need to rewatch. Along with Priscilla.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

That's one of my oldest favorite movies right there. Stockard Channing was so good in it as well!

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

Searched "Super bowl time"

A couple results showing the game time and teams. Then next up is the Top Stories.

1. Taylor Swift plays in Tokyo, next stop Las Vegas.

2. Taylor Swift arrives at LAX on way to Las Vegas.

OK, this is cray cray.

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kmblue187's avatar

Has she endorsed Biden yet?

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WasX's avatar

I find it hilarious!

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

There are times like this when I think we are all being played.

No, that can't be right. Back to my Taylor Swift Location Speculation Live Feed.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Probably more people will watch the SB due to Ms. Swift being there. Headline changes, rankings of stories changed, possibly different ads.

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