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george lastrapes's avatar

You have to know which side your bed is buttered on.

Petunia Cat's avatar

The passport in the picture that he tweeted was closed. It was just a photograph of the front of his passport. O-o

Regret's avatar

It is called an alibi.

Regret's avatar

Unless you fly, then you are tightly controlled. You can't even bring homemade tea or cutlery!

Rick Aucoin's avatar

This is such a lie! I checked the article and what you've claimed about it is 100% Trumpian bullshite!

"Devin Nunes’s bad behavior has been well-documented in the august pages of Wonkette.com..."

That article about Nunes is from MARCH, not AUGUST, you lying sacks of Trumpslime!

Gah. Fake news! Just like the Orange Dick says!

Rick Aucoin's avatar

Yeah I dislike engaging in hyperbole in this case but... I don't think our country is ever going to be the same.

Whatever we were before 8 Nov 2016 we're never going to be that again. Whatever we were going to be is something we'll never see.

The Trump Presidency is a historical fact of the history of the United States of America now.

Rick Aucoin's avatar

And not one Trump supporter would change their vote even with a video on high definition and a Dolby soundtrack.

TundraGrifter's avatar

We recently flew from Munich to Poland and there were no border controls. We didn't try to eat lunch with utensils.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Snorting lines off mirrors or off minors?

Old town Urbandale's avatar

Agree. Despite the "aw, shucks" image and indecipherable tweets, Grassley's no idiot. His main priorities are securing a cushy national position for his grandson, and being a good soldier for the GOP; the country and his constituents be damned.

Freida Peeple's avatar

God I admire you. For your passion your courage and strength of character. But mostly for the hat.

Rick Aucoin's avatar

Well, shucks, Frieda. Yer making my hat blush. :D

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Info corroborating the Pee Pee Tape Dossier just keeps coming out, drip, drip, drip. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

george lastrapes's avatar

I always liked the classic and quaint "wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire."

Bureaucrap's avatar

They have 20 sets of rubber sheets for the Lincoln bedroom.