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george lastrapes's avatar

You have to know which side your bed is buttered on.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

The passport in the picture that he tweeted was closed. It was just a photograph of the front of his passport. O-o

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Regret's avatar

It is called an alibi.

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Regret's avatar

Unless you fly, then you are tightly controlled. You can't even bring homemade tea or cutlery!

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Rick Aucoin's avatar

This is such a lie! I checked the article and what you've claimed about it is 100% Trumpian bullshite!

"Devin Nunes’s bad behavior has been well-documented in the august pages of Wonkette.com..."

That article about Nunes is from MARCH, not AUGUST, you lying sacks of Trumpslime!

Gah. Fake news! Just like the Orange Dick says!

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Rick Aucoin's avatar

Yeah I dislike engaging in hyperbole in this case but... I don't think our country is ever going to be the same.

Whatever we were before 8 Nov 2016 we're never going to be that again. Whatever we were going to be is something we'll never see.

The Trump Presidency is a historical fact of the history of the United States of America now.

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Rick Aucoin's avatar

And not one Trump supporter would change their vote even with a video on high definition and a Dolby soundtrack.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

We recently flew from Munich to Poland and there were no border controls. We didn't try to eat lunch with utensils.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Still...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Snorting lines off mirrors or off minors?

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Old town Urbandale's avatar

Agree. Despite the "aw, shucks" image and indecipherable tweets, Grassley's no idiot. His main priorities are securing a cushy national position for his grandson, and being a good soldier for the GOP; the country and his constituents be damned.

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Freida Peeple's avatar

God I admire you. For your passion your courage and strength of character. But mostly for the hat.

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Rick Aucoin's avatar

Well, shucks, Frieda. Yer making my hat blush. :D

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Info corroborating the Pee Pee Tape Dossier just keeps coming out, drip, drip, drip. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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george lastrapes's avatar

I always liked the classic and quaint "wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire."

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Bureaucrap's avatar

They have 20 sets of rubber sheets for the Lincoln bedroom.

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