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Nerds everywhere are choking on their Cheetos. Blasphemy!

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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

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I didn't know Jan Brewer was on Star Trek.

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Haha, Mr. Sulu has navigated through asteroid belts.

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True fact: Patty Duke was considered for the role of Captain Janeway on "Star Trek Voyager."

Another true fact: "Star Trek Voyager" sucked, and Patty Duke wouldn't have helped much.

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"Star Trek Voyager" sucked"

Three words:

Seven of Nine

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And he also navigated Uranus.

(sorry)

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2011: The Year We Make Contact

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Oh MY!

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They're <i>Asians</i>, they're not rugs!!11!

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they walk alike, they talk alike, they take it up the butt alike, you can lose your mind!

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