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Do Snakes Piss Low To The Ground?

Pareene
Jul 6, 2007
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* The truth about Iraq came to Pete Domenici in a dream or something; now he's see the light. [ NYT , WP ]

* Every single candidate running for president wants to eliminate the very thing that separates America from the rest of the world. [ NYT ]

* Having Bloomberg around makes Giuliani look kind of like a dick. [ WP ]

* The White House wants you to know that their pardons are way less disgusting than the Clintons' pardons. [ WP ]

* Bush is going to leave office with lots of unfilled judicial positions, only none of them are on the Supreme Court. What a wonderful 25 years we have to look forward too. [ WP ]

* Ex-Minutemen leaders splinter-off to form a new group that does the all the same things as the Minutemen just without all the stealing of donation money. [ WT ]

* Giuliani now has so much money he doesn't need to bother with all that boring "strategy". [ LAT ]

* Good ol' Dick Gephardt will get to be in the Cabinet of a new Clinton presidency -- probably Secretary of Not Winning Elections. [ LAT ]

* Four presidential candidates make the point that when you're running for president, you do stupid things you wouldn't ever do otherwise. [ USAT ]

* A political observer wondering if Rudy will "overplay the 9/11 card" is like a theologist who ponders whether or not the Pope is Catholic. [ BG ]

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