It had been another beautiful day for Harry. His wife had "opted out" and was now the most driven former brain surgeon to serve as PTA president that the whelps' pre-pre-pre-K had ever known. (Well, honestly, she was no better or worse than the last two. It turns out brain surgeons are pretty smashing at "ye olde" PTA. Thank goodness she had an outlet for her energy or he'd never hear the end of "I was a brain surgeon this" and "I used to save lives that.") She was pacing frantically through the kitchen now, searching drawers for she did not know what, her grimace smile drawn tight against her fatless face. He loved having all her energy devoted to him, and his seed.
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Johnny Walker blue? Fucker&#039;s slumming it bigtime, <a href="http:\/\/www.themacallan.com\/the-whisky\/limited-releases\/the-macallan-in-lalique\/" target="_blank">Macallan Lalique</a> or totally GTFO.
Of course, no matter that it&#039;s hand carved by master craftsman, it&#039;s still fucking water-ice, &quot;zero taste profile&quot; doesn&#039;t alter the fact that it&#039;s going to dilute your scotch with the wrong water (I&#039;m pretty fucking sure they&#039;re not importing 300 lb blocks of ice from whatever spring fed your chosen distillery of insanely overpriced beverages).
Congratulations to Dean and Deluca for the inventiveness with which they have chosen to demonstrate how easily a fool and his money are parted, though!
Meh. My &quot;cubes&quot; are imported daily from pristine antarctic glaciers and carved by a team of the finest ice-sculptors into unique objets d&#039;art.
What a rip off. I will sell you genuine Minnesota Lake Minnetonka ice for just $49.99 a pound. For an extra $14.99 I&rsquo;ll throw in some walleye chunks wrapped in milfoil.
Feeling a little pressured, are we?
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I bought those for my husband because he always whines that I used up the ice and didn&#039;t save any for him. He never uses them.
If the ice came with Kim Basinger, it would be well worth the $75.
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Damn. I got water. I got a cube shaped dohicky to freeze it in. "Jus Wonderin 'Spensive Ice"?
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Johnny Walker blue? Fucker&#039;s slumming it bigtime, <a href="http:\/\/www.themacallan.com\/the-whisky\/limited-releases\/the-macallan-in-lalique\/" target="_blank">Macallan Lalique</a> or totally GTFO.
Of course, no matter that it&#039;s hand carved by master craftsman, it&#039;s still fucking water-ice, &quot;zero taste profile&quot; doesn&#039;t alter the fact that it&#039;s going to dilute your scotch with the wrong water (I&#039;m pretty fucking sure they&#039;re not importing 300 lb blocks of ice from whatever spring fed your chosen distillery of insanely overpriced beverages).
Congratulations to Dean and Deluca for the inventiveness with which they have chosen to demonstrate how easily a fool and his money are parted, though!
That illiterate and meaningless umlaut would make Husker Du and Motley Cru proud. Who knew the Neo-Nazi/Metal crowd had done so well on Wall Street?
Actually, come to think of it, of course they did.
Meh. My &quot;cubes&quot; are imported daily from pristine antarctic glaciers and carved by a team of the finest ice-sculptors into unique objets d&#039;art.
<i>&quot;...top flight hummer...&quot;</i>
Also $75 for 10.
You misspelled &quot;Donald&quot;.
I hear you can get Vanilla Ice for $75 too.
What a rip off. I will sell you genuine Minnesota Lake Minnetonka ice for just $49.99 a pound. For an extra $14.99 I&rsquo;ll throw in some walleye chunks wrapped in milfoil.
I want to hear more about these top flight hummers.