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The Devil's Molecule's avatar

Don't forget The Satanic Temple. They're the ones who have been committing acts of amazing activism. CoS mostly keep to themselves.

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Michael Loraine's avatar

Truth be told, if you love your tree you don't have to marry her; you can just live with her while pretending to be faithful to your wives and/or husbands. No one will be the wiser....

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Sitkajo's avatar

Cupids plan is that we should all fall in love on Feb 14th. So far not working for me...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Hey, Mateer, vanilla is not the only variety of sex. Go fuck yourself (because no one else will) with votes.

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phoenix00's avatar

And despite the awkward hilarity of that ad, I never have and will never call them "ahs-ses"

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Hate to tell this dude, but people already marry trees pretty frequently, and it has nothing to do with permissiveness. In India, women born under certain astrological conditions are considered unlucky and prone to early widowhood. However, if the woman marries a tree and then cuts it down, her second husband won't be in any danger.

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Sitkajo's avatar

Yea but if Cupid shoots you, youd never know...just fall in love.

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Sitkajo's avatar

What are you a nut?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

He does but it's "research".

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Parakeetist's avatar

The feather (rare)

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The Quirk's avatar

Not to be the "Well, ACTUALLY" guy, but-- ACTUALLY, their book has quite a few marriages in it about one man and three or four or sixty or more women.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Since I was already getting kinda Ranty McRambleface I decided to skip that part. But agreed. And I'll let the mansplaining slide *just this one time* ;-)

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pgjack's avatar

Okay, for this and the "Slavery is a good thing" idiot, there goes another ten bucks in the register.

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richardgrabman's avatar

He thinks this kind of talk makes him poplar, but he comes off as an ash. Thank you... I'm headed for the beech now.

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Kooolest G's avatar

"we say it’s PG-13, it may be R, or what do they call the next one? NC-17 or whatever?"I totally believe that he doesn't know anything about NC-17. I'm sure when he's alone in the hotel after a long day of jesus conference he never looks through the NC-17 portion of the pay per view

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richardgrabman's avatar

We have polygamous break-away Mormon sects in Chihuahua. The state doesn't interfere, as long as the spouses have a contract and will clearly spelling out the spousal and survivor's rights are the same as those that spouses would have under state marriage law.

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