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Dobson Rails Against Fruitcake Constitution
You know who hates edible Christmas gifts and loves the New Testament? James Dobson, that's who! And that's why he despises Barack Obama and his delicious fruitcake Constitution for pointing out that Leviticus says a lot of wacky shit about shellfish. Wait, did that last bit make zero sense? Then it still makes one million times more sense than what Focus on the Family's leader will be saying on his radio program today.
Here are some other things he has to say about Your Barry, according to an ADVANCE COPY of the segment:
“I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology."
“He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter.”
Obama, a Constitutional law professor, subscribes to “a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution.”
James Dobson also hates John McCain and will probably sit out voting for president altogether this time, so there's that. MORE FRUITCAKE FOR THE REST OF US.