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Anything I can do in that line.

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I'm actually a campus librarian, but you know, kids. Everyone's a teacher to them, and that's the way it should be.

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I still got a laugh.

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WTF is wrong with this idiot? How could someone this crazy have ever been a professor of anything anywhere?

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Ta, Liz. Your yiddishkeit is one of the things that keeps me sane.

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Yeah, but Dersh claimed he kept his underwear on the whole time.

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Sock-sniffers, one and all.

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Librarians definitely count! ❤️

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Doesn't he realize that lots of people are laughing at him?

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I wonder if Dershowitz got our impeached and disgraced president to pre-sign a pardon as payment for selling his soul in impeachment?

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That's right! I knew there was another ludicrous thing he was forced to withold from the little people. For some reason!

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Serious question: didn't Dershowitz used to smart, rational, and well-educated? If so it seems possible that he has some sort of brain damage or disfunction.

In which case, as a liberal bleeding heart, I am required to be sorry for him.

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Soros bucks? Nevermind. I’ll show myself out.

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Good on all y'all.

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Lol😅

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