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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Anything I can do in that line.

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I'm actually a campus librarian, but you know, kids. Everyone's a teacher to them, and that's the way it should be.

pixeloid's avatar

WTF is wrong with this idiot? How could someone this crazy have ever been a professor of anything anywhere?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. Your yiddishkeit is one of the things that keeps me sane.

mike stone's avatar

Yeah, but Dersh claimed he kept his underwear on the whole time.

Lily412's avatar

Sock-sniffers, one and all.

SterWonk's avatar

Librarians definitely count! ❤️

David Brian's avatar

Doesn't he realize that lots of people are laughing at him?

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

I wonder if Dershowitz got our impeached and disgraced president to pre-sign a pardon as payment for selling his soul in impeachment?

gingerwentworth1's avatar

That's right! I knew there was another ludicrous thing he was forced to withold from the little people. For some reason!

Maybe's avatar

Serious question: didn't Dershowitz used to smart, rational, and well-educated? If so it seems possible that he has some sort of brain damage or disfunction.

In which case, as a liberal bleeding heart, I am required to be sorry for him.

Fermi’s Missing  Parasox's avatar

Soros bucks? Nevermind. I’ll show myself out.