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Tippecanoe and... Rosebud.

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He's an asshole

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testosterone, testosterone, testosterone... I'm getting flashbacks to late night TV ads.

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Someone got a Neti pot and couldn't figure out what to do with it?

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"LOW ENERGY! FLACCID!! LIMP!!1! SHRIVELED!1!! Malaria, get in here—I can't find it!"

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I'd like to schedule an appointment with Dr. Tiny Cat.

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He has very low testorene and cries like a little girl when Hillary jumps on him and starts getting the better of him. maybe his sons can spare some testo--ha ha.

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So, Hillary's dying, Trump's a junkie, something something VOTE JILL STEIN?

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Well, we've seen the anatomically correct naked tRump statues of him going up around the country, and indeed, there are no balls to be found.(C'mon Wonkette! How are you not all over that story?)http://www.theverge.com/201...

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She's on her way!

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THE TRUTH COMES OUTWhen Trump was questioned about his participation in the upcoming presidential debates, to stress how much he wishes to participate, he said, " “I want to debate very badly," and I think that's the most truthful thing he's ever said, because I'm sure that he actually will 'debate very badly.'Gene Grossman, author - www.LegalMystery.com

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That explains his crying and lactating.

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oh god people are taking selfies with ithttp://gothamist.com/2016/0...oh god the ass is more vile than the frontoh my the parks department took it down.hopefully it is returned like the wall st bull was

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must be why his campaign doesn't have a steering committee

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