Here is a funny Internet thing, as we sayAdios!and thanks for a fun week: If you type or paste explorenewt2012.com into your Internet address bar URL thingy, it will instead go to Tiffany's, the jewelry chain that gave Newt a half-million-dollar no-interest credit line
Considering she knew he was already married and started carrying on with him, that certainly points to some definite whore-like qualities.
There is a wonderful P.G. Wodehouse novel about Gussie Finknottle and his love of newts.
That is about all the Newt exploring I plan on for quite some time to come...
All the Wonkette Jr. posts have been top notch. Hire 'em all!
so definitely not.
yeah please not. that totally fucked me up.
all goddamn weekend.
how come even when i was a mistress no one gave me whore diamonds???
assholes.
also: please come back and play with us next week wonkettette. great fun.
Just so long as it doesn't link to a newtist colony.