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As far as I'm concerned, his client is a terrorist and I'm fine with the "attacks" on both. Most days it feels as if we are mired in so much fuckery we will drown, but I do hold out immense hope that justice will prevail.

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Here I had a lovely image of a lovely rounded muscle, with a gallant string resisting the stretch until, at last, the tension grows too great, as the gluteus swells with effort supporting the full extension of graceful calf and foot, and snap!

Dashed, denied, destroyed. For the sake of a guitar!

I mean, not even a drummer? Drummers always need a place to sleep.

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Because the Russians aren't Godless Soviets anymore; now they're red-blooded capitalists kleptocrats.

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Maddow made it hilariously clear: Firtash, one of Putin's pet mobsters, pays the Chucklefucks, the Chucklefucks pay Rudy, and Rudy works for "free" for Donnie Dumbfuck. The Presdent's lawyer for the Russia scandal is being paid for – by the Russians.

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He knows them until they get caught.

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Good point! That had not occurred to me, but technically it's irrefutable. I will be quoting this a lot, thanks!

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"We're pullin' for ya, Roods!"

Hell NO, we ain't !

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"Does Rudy Need A Lawyer"

Larry Klayman needs work!

Either that or Bob Loblaw

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Both fine attorneys

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Lock. Him. Up. After trial and conviction, of course, we're not monsters.

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The thing that gets me is that I can't even manage to get myself holed up in Austria awaiting extradition. I mean, how do you get that job?

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Marsha Blackburn is the most dangerous of all . Her sweet as honey delivery almost makes one fail to realize she's a hard core domionist.

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I call it Petroleum Cheese. I'm not sure if it's a step up or down from aerosol cheese.

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Yeah, but look what happened to him.

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Why do you hate America?

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Saggy ass libelz!

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Ain't that proto-Chucklefuck, whatsizname Flagherty or somedamesuch looking at large time for that?

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