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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hey folks, the rules for radicals still apply.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/rules-for-commenting-radicals

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Bill Door's avatar

But how are we supposed to see the violence inherent in the system?

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

π˜—π˜°π˜­π˜ͺ𝘡𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦 is difficult to remember when someone's hands are around your throat.

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Bill Door's avatar

I generally try not to recall French vocabulary words when I'm being choked out. Unless it's the safe word.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

I use "aluminium". I figure a metallic element is sufficiently unlikely to come up organically.

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Phried Ξ©'s avatar

Make sure your top isn't British before picking aluminum.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Plinth.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

Victims of strangulation are always so gauche.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

Ugh, stop exhaling carbon monoxide on me!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Danke schoen.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

And those rules are an example of why no one respects the left.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Well, we lost due to fanfiction, not reality. So I do not think that is the problem...especially since in many ways the memes shared alternately have the left as extremely powerful through β€œcanceling” yet are simultaneously lily-livered vegans driving Priuses.

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Bill Door's avatar

This response is not based in unrelenting hatred of and violence towards The Other.

No wonder nobody respects us, huh?

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

I love this place and I'd like to think that what we publish here is a valuable contribution to public discourse.

That said, I also humbly submit that Wonkette's comments policy does not have the national impact your comment suggests.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

But they keep this place from being a cesspool.

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Bill Door's avatar

Nobody respects a non-cesspool anymore. We must all live in one now.

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Bill Door's avatar

I don't believe you.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I’m sure you’ll back that with a citation or two.

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"M"'s avatar

I'm starting to wonder about the trolling habits of this Bill Door person

He seems awfully full of ... excess commentary ...?

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Yeah, but do the rules ban THIS!?!

*squeaky noises*

Well!?!!!!

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Bill Door's avatar

*repairman arrives with oil can*

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42tontom's avatar

*tries to make armpit farts*

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Bill Door's avatar

*eats three bean salad, makes farts the old fashioned way*

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Talk like that is only gonna get me feelin' some kinda way.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

YOU still apply!! {{Blows raspberry}}

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Crip Dyke's avatar

You tell 'er, Bear.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wish someone would ask that asshole what he plans to do on Day Two, because of fucking sick and tired of hearing what all he's going to do on Day One.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I was unaware of Bill McKibbon's Substack, and he's one of my heroes.

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Greg's avatar

Great post. "There are no virtuous fossil fuels." I get this dark feeling sometimes that virtue has gone out with the Permian and Carboniferous ages that brought us the fossil fuels that are now destroying us. I get this ironic sense that the planet provided the means of it's own destruction.

Sorry, I get this existentialist angst sometimes. /sigh

also, just took a bong hit.

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Greg's avatar

I know a lot of people will disagree with me but we really need more nuclear reactor power plants - the newer generation is so much safer and efficient.

https://fee.org/articles/why-nuclear-power-is-quietly-making-a-big-comeback-all-around-the-world/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiApY-7BhBjEiwAQMrrEZt_9G4uEjA1emJkgyadheNz4Ox688viIUENT0exn1GD6frQ2e0bmBoCUUsQAvD_BwE

Has the nuclear waste problem been figured out? No. Should we continue to dump carbon in the atmosphere due to bureaucratic inefficiency and nimbyism? I think not. Reasonable people may disagree.

But we gotta do something.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

But you still have the problem of disposing of nuclear waste. Until there is a better solution than storing it in swimming pools outside the nuclear reactors it's going to be a major problem.

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Greg's avatar

There are solutions, but bureaucratic inefficiency and nimbyism are getting in the way.

IMHO.

Again, civilization needs power, how do we get it most efficiently and without despoiling our water and air?

Choices have to be made. Maybe someday we'll get the holy grail of fusion power, but that's still a way off I think.

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WTAF's avatar

Dems Did In Fact stop playing footsies w LNG & went right back to oil, now that the ruse is up & ALL moneyed & powerfulls raced to the trough of America’s & Global inevitable demise..: whoever has the most toys @ the Upcoming EOW party WINs! Dems gRift NOT to be denied! Especially now don’t have pretend ever about anything really other than gRift lite w milquetoast equal rights fauxpromises keep rest us also too turns out tubes in our places boiling like frogs and out of the gRift lines to Power… stayed tooned for my upcoming noncommentary on why Dems destroyed themselves at trough HC, education, housing, & mental health services whole R’s excelling at enbiggening themselves fruitfully at the troughs of guns, beers, violence & hate/fear… & also too mybe some insights from my wild new housing / employment situation as a reflection of trumpers vs Dems giving & grifting & how actually plays actual people actually needing short term helping hand up

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"M"'s avatar

He literally said "DRILL BABY DRILL" -- and not in closed rooms

AMOF I think I remember him doing that in front of his rabid screaming drooling MAGAt crowds at his hate rallies

They just tuned out the things HE TOTALLY MEANT that they just didn't want to hear, didn't they

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WTAF's avatar

He also told oil execs for a billion dollars they can burn the world… inflation impacting everyone youse guys!

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"M"'s avatar

Not so much the inflation as the price gouging

And MVP Harris had a plan to address that

But y'all didn't want a Black and Indian woman sitting in that chair in the White House

Even though I can think of four nations right now who have women leaders in charge and who aren't quite so prehistorically patriarchal

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WTAF's avatar

I did

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AngelOfToast's avatar

If you have to ask, you can't afford the answer...

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Nobody knows gas like Trump knows gas!'

-- Sir

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Alpaca22's avatar

A fantastic headline to wake up to

Gisèle Pelicot rape trial: husband jailed for 20 years as all 51 men found guilty

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Sooo, The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities tells me

"The Constitution makes clear that Congress holds the power of the purse, giving it authority β€œto lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises” and specifying that β€œNo Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by law.” In short, federal taxing and spending requires legislation that is enacted into law."

And yet, Ramalama, a person who couldn't win an election even with Musk's money and "I don't 𝘳𝘢𝘯 in elections, I 𝘣𝘢𝘺 'em" himself have veto power over the US budget...

The coup is over, we lost.

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"M"'s avatar

In part because the country is racist

In part because lots of people skipped history and psychology classes to play golf

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3ldmhakkx5s2e

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SethTriggs's avatar

It is most assuredly not President Klan Robe's goal to make prices cheaper for us. It will be austerity with higher taxes for those with lower incomes, to destroy the social safety net and also hurt largely β€œblue” cities and states. More profits for the wealthy will help him and his β€œfriends.”

Remember a lot of Americans voted for this and do not care that he will hurt them so long as Black people get it worse.

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satch's avatar

Remember the Simpson Bowles Commission? It's nickname was The Catfood Commission, and that applies in spades to DOGE.

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Spotts1701's avatar

Bachelor Chow for everyone!

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wavicles's avatar

More like the litterbox, amirite?

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Michael's avatar

Cat food is not eligible for SNAP, now, as I understand it.

Vienna Sausages are, since you asked.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

All I want . . .

"The Fortnite battle royale island has been snowed over for the holidays, and near the center is a giant block of ice β€” and it’s widely believed that it will slowly thaw to eventually reveal none other than Mariah Carey."

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Bill Door's avatar

"Where we droppin'?"

"Mariah Carey."

"Ah, I was wondering what that high pitched noise was."

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Is she the one that says ITS TIME!!!!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

OT: I was going to suggest the next movie night show a nice tear jerker movie so we could all have a good cry in our common beer.

But when I started to remember the movies that always make me cry I realized they don't do that thing anymore.

Have I got too old to cry? Or have I just plain cried my last tear ever in this vale of tears?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

How do you feel about Scrooged, Die Hard, The Lion In Winter, Trading Places and The Fifth Element which are our next 5 movies between now and Jan. 4? I focus on upbeat and humorous mostly, because that tends to make people feel those things.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

They sound fine.

I am just worried that my tear ducts may be shutting down as I age.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

Mine get a workout every year with "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."

They get to the part where they sing "Through the years we all will be together, if the fates allow..." and I think of my grandma and my dad and I just blub like a babby.

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"M"'s avatar

Scrooged, Die Hard, and Trading Places are regular holiday rotation in our household

I'd trade Fifth Element for The Woman King, but that may just be me

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I've heard The Long Kiss Goodnight could give Die Hard 1 a run for its money, but I've never seen it. Supposed to be set between Thanksgiving and New Year's? Maybe I will nominate it for next year's holiday season after I watch it.

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"M"'s avatar

It is EXTREMELY 'splodey

On the plus side, it does have Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"Bad Santa" is another modern classic.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

you can find a vinyl recording of Shel Silverstein reading The Giving Tree with animation on the you tubes.

it makes me cry like a baby every damn time.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Old Yeller can still bring on the tears for me but not much else.

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"M"'s avatar

Sounder

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Michael's avatar

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!

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"M"'s avatar

Trufax

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Perhaps reality has overtaken fiction.

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wavicles's avatar

Parody sure has been sent to sit down.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's effectively my perspective at this moment in time.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

The headline of this story is outrageously false! Everybody knows that Trump has no friends, CEO or otherwise.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Co-conspirators or victims, but not friends.

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"M"'s avatar

This ^^^^^

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