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Abortion is anathema to Republicans. It deprives them of kids to touch.

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If Anne Geddes dropped acid.

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"Gawds I hates it when mice feets gets stucks in my teeths.."

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W.T.F.??

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I love that graphic. Years ago, I thought up a terrific money-making scheme. I'd get together with a master carpenter, to design teeny-tiny coffins for the burial of miscarriages (I'd make the fabric interiors; I sew beautifully). I never took this idea anywhere, because unlike the current iteration of the Republican party, I have morals.

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i love the picture of the cuthuluu cross breed love child. whatya bet it's last name is trump, and it's living in the attic of trump tower?

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😂😂😂 I have now! 🙋🏻

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They don't give a shit as long as they get to punish sluts.

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Don't you know? They want to hold "funerals" for them and have them buried. In their minds the remains are almost as big as, and look the same as, a regular born baby. Someone should really clue them in.

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And the ones that are usually aren't after a few weeks.

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More fun to spit them.

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Hey! It's the last ride at the carnival and you've already paid for it. Get popcorn, a good seat and a rifle.

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Abortionplex is at once my favorite and my most bone chilling term. After chucklefuck of course. I like to call people chucklefuck.

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How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Kansas City?

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Columbus Day seems to be or we would have traded it for Lief Erikson day a long time ago.

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