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Dollar Fall Just Excuse For Bush To Merge Mexico & USA

The collapse of the U.S. dollar means more than $9 cups of coffee in Europe -- it means the complete destruction of the United States!
According to World Net Daily, the dollar disaster will provide the cover George W. Bush needs to quickly trash the USA and form a North American Union with Mexico and, perhaps, Canada. This awful new place will even have a sinister, Mexican-sounding name: Amero.
The Mexican-Canadian-Euro zone that replaces the once-pround United States will also have a currency called the "Amero." Experts say the money will look totally gay and not have anything about pledging allegiance to God.