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they were made of asbestos for fire retardant and other, bio hazard, reasons

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ooooh, ouch! what did the fire ants ever do to you?

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to be fair, the moment the Dems do it the Republicans will weaponise it - and we don't want to hand them weapons, but yeah, it is shitty

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what we need is some weapons grade truth serum and a camera

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He looks like a Falwell spawn to me.

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But stupid.

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And spend it all on heroin? AHEM.

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With a pineapple dipped in fire ants.

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He keeps getting "elected". But I'm willing to bet it's not by voters.

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You left out corporations.

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Eh. "Mein Kompf was Kompfier than your Kompf"."Nein. Mein Kompf ich der Kompfiest."

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You just described 90% of the Houston music scene.

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I got 25 years in.

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So glad to see the DoJ defending TFG...again. Because you have to preserve Presidential power, no matter what the cost. I mean, YOUR guy might need to ignore a subpoena in order to save YOUR president's ass someday, so we can't have any accountability for anybody.

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I'm guessing the same as the Polish drink.

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Almost certainly.

In an amusing side note, wikipedia says that Vodka was invented in Poland. If so, it would certainly be a small measure of revenge for all the shit we Russians have subjected the poles to.

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