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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they were made of asbestos for fire retardant and other, bio hazard, reasons

GrannysKnitting's avatar

ooooh, ouch! what did the fire ants ever do to you?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

to be fair, the moment the Dems do it the Republicans will weaponise it - and we don't want to hand them weapons, but yeah, it is shitty

GrannysKnitting's avatar

what we need is some weapons grade truth serum and a camera

Sleepmonger's avatar

He looks like a Falwell spawn to me.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

And spend it all on heroin? AHEM.

Enter Ranting's avatar

With a pineapple dipped in fire ants.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He keeps getting "elected". But I'm willing to bet it's not by voters.

Enter Ranting's avatar

You left out corporations.

Rex Trevor's avatar

Eh. "Mein Kompf was Kompfier than your Kompf"."Nein. Mein Kompf ich der Kompfiest."

ArgieBargie's avatar

You just described 90% of the Houston music scene.

HarryButtle's avatar

So glad to see the DoJ defending TFG...again. Because you have to preserve Presidential power, no matter what the cost. I mean, YOUR guy might need to ignore a subpoena in order to save YOUR president's ass someday, so we can't have any accountability for anybody.

Shalimar's avatar

I'm guessing the same as the Polish drink.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Almost certainly.

In an amusing side note, wikipedia says that Vodka was invented in Poland. If so, it would certainly be a small measure of revenge for all the shit we Russians have subjected the poles to.