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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Conversations with conservatives now end when they can't produce evidence of all the horrible things they're talking about. I see no reason to waste my valuable time on RWNJ fanfic.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We like to call it capitalism.

Suse πŸ•ŠοΈ's avatar

What is the location of said bank? The Caymans?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Throw him in the bushes, and he'll have to change his name to Russell.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

If this actually happened, you had better be careful when you open the pneumatic tube in the drive through.

Bebecca's avatar

Wonder if he has any idea what you have to go through to form a new bank? I feel certain he doesn't have the brains, resources or money to come anywhwere close. but it sounds good and someone may set up a gofundme account. Ha-I first typed godfundme.

Bebecca's avatar

or maybe he was overdrawn a lot...

The_Green_Devil's avatar

If there's a Russell in your hedge row, don't be alarm-ed. It's just spring cleaning for the May Queen.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Vey iz mir.

doktorzoom's avatar

LOL, and the comment wouldn't have been caught by the word filter if you'd left the typo!

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

"They gave me a letter to say that they did a review of me as a client and they don't want anything to do with me."

This wasn't anything to do with money being solicited fraudulently or something, was it? I mean, I feel he should tell us what the reasons are, or we might suspect the bank had bloody good reasons to stop providing banking services to an obvious lying grifter.

I'm just asking questions, guys.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Or transanal ultrasounds, where applicable.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

So brave, so very witness for Christ