America's Grandpa of Death Donald Rumsfeld is having his memoir published on Tuesday, serving as an addendum to George W. Bush's book in that it has actual, alleged facts, opinions, and memories in it. So: Abu Ghraib? Not his fault, but he really wanted to resign over it and feels very emo that big meanie Bush wouldn't let him. Initial troop levels? Not his fault, nobody in the military ever asked him for more troops. Guantanamo? Not his fault the jail existed, and actually he made sure there was less torture and fewer prisoners. Hmm, anything we're forgetting here? Oh, that one war. What was it called again? Anyway, not his fault, Bush came to him about Iraq before the U.S. even invaded Afghanistan, but at the same meeting, he also talked about Rummy's son's drug addiction, so all Rummy could do was cry about that. Whoops!
If I were Rummie's son, I would have had a heroin drip, booze mailed to my house, and would have been shoving lithium down my gullet with a turkey baster.
BTW - <i>Rum</i>mies son need to go into rehab? He has too much irony in his diet.
&ldquo;What had happened to Nick &mdash; coupled with the wounds to our country and the Pentagon &mdash; all started to hit me,&rdquo; Mr. Rumsfeld writes.
To his credit, if it had been Boehner, he would have had to be carried, sobbing from the Oval Office.
Donald&rsquo;s book will no doubt be a best seller soon as the right wing foundations start buying truckloads of this literary masturbation. I wonder what they do with all those extra copies?
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You don&#039;t go to your grave with the memoir you wish you had, you go to your grave with the memoir you have.
And the kerfuffle when Hillary had a verklempt moment.
&quot;destructive differences&quot;. Fixed.
If I were Rummie&#039;s son, I would have had a heroin drip, booze mailed to my house, and would have been shoving lithium down my gullet with a turkey baster.
BTW - <i>Rum</i>mies son need to go into rehab? He has too much irony in his diet.
LIBERAL TRAITOR!!11!
&ldquo;What had happened to Nick &mdash; coupled with the wounds to our country and the Pentagon &mdash; all started to hit me,&rdquo; Mr. Rumsfeld writes.
To his credit, if it had been Boehner, he would have had to be carried, sobbing from the Oval Office.
Donald&rsquo;s book will no doubt be a best seller soon as the right wing foundations start buying truckloads of this literary masturbation. I wonder what they do with all those extra copies?
Give them away with your 12 month subscription to Newsmax! But only if you act now and sign this petition demanding to see the &quot;long form&quot; birth certificate.
What is the Texas Air National Guard equivalent of Arlington?