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fuflans's avatar

i don't have any snark because the republican primary is just so damned awesome and every day produces a new wonder.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think that it's ok, as long as they become his cabinet when he wins. It's in the Teabagger All Original Constitution, now with 20% more Founding Fathers!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess the lizard-alien translation of Teddy Roosevelt might have lost something...

"Speak softly (obnoxiously) and carry (wear on your head) a big stick (wood-panel pattern / woodchuck)"

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Early polling is awesome. Just ask President Giuliani.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That pretty much describes the wonkette crowd (except you, Nurse Ratchet).

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Repubicans <i>love</i> people who've never been elected before. They think prior public service is <i>prima facie</i> evidence of corruption.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You think they would have learned after Bush II but Noooooooo. "He's on the TeeVee Ma! He must be smart!"

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Trump is a businessman. Everybody knows you run government like a business, with people jumping to your every command, and a fresh, new start every time you run it into the ground.

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PsycWench's avatar

Trump leads by a much larger percentage when polling people in long-term-care mental institutions.

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