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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, Duhnald, stop plagiarizing <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/09\/05\/rachel-maddow-syria-iraq-war-architects_n_3872722.html" target="_blank">Rachel Maddow</a>

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SullivanSt's avatar

I always thought it was the threat of waterboarding.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>He’s a man of ideas, you know. Ideas about oil.</blockquote>

Hmmm... seems to me to be more like a single idea, rehashed over and over.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I bet it's ponies!

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diogenez's avatar

Is he still allowed to write his own tweets?

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diogenez's avatar

He just had his hair plugs adjusted. Any changes to his cognitive function are accidental and temporary in nature.

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Shypixel's avatar

Of course, if we follow his logic, then he should have zero standing to discuss...

...well, pretty much anything.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Nomi Malone libel!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I get very worried when I hear The Donald say something that sounds sensible. I fear I'm losing whatever tenuous grasp on reality I do have.

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, I'm not nauseated. I'm counting on the Teapers to rise up as one and do the thing they do best: vote No on anything Obama wants, because he wants it.

Of course, they will probably crush my hopes by voting with O the one time when obstructionism might be useful, because they just can't say no ever to the military option.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

If only tacky gold-plated decor was as valuable as oil....

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Idiot points out most obvious thing ever. Film at 11.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Um...uh...not exactly?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

He can see Russia from his penthouse.

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WA Bishop's avatar

But sooo warm....

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WA Bishop's avatar

Norman coordinate!

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