Donald Trump built a fence around the other candidates, and it was luxurious. So that "debate" thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America's biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed it to Fox News's Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier on live television, but nobody was paying attention, because Donald Trump's dick junk is the yooooogest and classiest and most beautiful dick junk in all of America, and also big rapey Mexico? Yes, that thing. So the overwhelming consensus, according to Donald Trump, is that Donald Trump built a fence around that fucking debate and made it his next wife, and if you don't understand that, well, you probably are gay for Megyn Kelly, who is overrated and a loser:
Not to be a crybaby, but I am one of those homeschool kids wonkette likes to tease. People might be surprised to learn how many of us are misfired quiverful arrows living in rebellion against all things Jesus, republican, and pro-life.
He spends an awful lot of time on the twitter flicking snot balls while telling us to get to work. How could he even run a company with the number of pissing matches he has going on?
Come on, you don't think Trump would live in a dinky, dreary place like the White House, do you? I mean, the man has standards.
Which one?
Not to be a crybaby, but I am one of those homeschool kids wonkette likes to tease. People might be surprised to learn how many of us are misfired quiverful arrows living in rebellion against all things Jesus, republican, and pro-life.
I'm not sure I understand your point... Are you upset Trump is making a mockery of the election process?
It just said they rounded up a bunch of homeschoolers for a focus group. Not all homeschoolers are republican.
Never happen. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that Bamz is going to cancel the next election and declare himself Dictator for Life.
And the really big flashing neon sign saying "The Trump House" will be really classy.
Ate your place markers, did you?
I dunno. He just looked like Trump. OK, an asshole.
Hopefully followed by a few Supreme Court nominations.
He spends an awful lot of time on the twitter flicking snot balls while telling us to get to work. How could he even run a company with the number of pissing matches he has going on?
You deprogrammed yourself. Congratulations. This is something to be very proud of.
Holy terrors, but that has a ring of possibility to it. Fuck.
And one of the co-conspirators has the nuts to be on that stage 7 years after his brother screwed this country try.
Brilliant!
I keep thinking Americans couldn't be stupid enough to vote for another Bush. Please let me be right.