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Doug Langley's avatar

Come on, you don't think Trump would live in a dinky, dreary place like the White House, do you? I mean, the man has standards.

Emily's avatar

Not to be a crybaby, but I am one of those homeschool kids wonkette likes to tease. People might be surprised to learn how many of us are misfired quiverful arrows living in rebellion against all things Jesus, republican, and pro-life.

Bill Fair's avatar

I'm not sure I understand your point... Are you upset Trump is making a mockery of the election process?

Emily's avatar

It just said they rounded up a bunch of homeschoolers for a focus group. Not all homeschoolers are republican.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Never happen. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that Bamz is going to cancel the next election and declare himself Dictator for Life.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

And the really big flashing neon sign saying "The Trump House" will be really classy.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Ate your place markers, did you?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

I dunno. He just looked like Trump. OK, an asshole.

cleos_mom's avatar

Hopefully followed by a few Supreme Court nominations.

H0mer0's avatar

He spends an awful lot of time on the twitter flicking snot balls while telling us to get to work. How could he even run a company with the number of pissing matches he has going on?

Iam Reading's avatar

You deprogrammed yourself. Congratulations. This is something to be very proud of.

Iam Reading's avatar

Holy terrors, but that has a ring of possibility to it. Fuck.

Iam Reading's avatar

And one of the co-conspirators has the nuts to be on that stage 7 years after his brother screwed this country try.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I keep thinking Americans couldn't be stupid enough to vote for another Bush. Please let me be right.