Donald Trump: America Must Make Sweet Love To Dead Khadafi's Corpse, Just Like Donald Trump Did!

What the fuck is Donald Trump talking about, here, on the Twitter? What is Donald Trump EVER talking about? In this case, he seems to be asking us to sex up the late Libyan dictator's corpse, for the YOOGEST, CLASSIEST corpse-fucking the world has ever known!

Anyway, Donald Trump is a fucking idiot. But the tweet itself, besides being hilariously unaware that Khadafi's been dead for like two years, is referring to the time he rented some land to Khadafi, claimed ignorance at having rented land to Khadafi, and then switched his tune to pride that he had swindled Khadafi like a common criminal.

Here, let us watch Donald Trump brag about being a total thief:

"I think I probably have more experience of anybody -- whether I sell them real estate for tremendous amounts of money. I mean, I've dealt with everybody," the billionaire real-estate mogul told Fox News Monday morning, touting his supposed foreign policy credentials. "And by the way, I can tell you something else. I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land."

"That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him," Trump continued. "That's what we should be doing."

In 2009, Trump came under scrutiny for renting property to Gaddafi so that he could pitch a Bedouin-style tent in an upscale New York suburb. Trump claimed ignorance in the matter, saying that he was unaware that his land had been rented to the dictator. After a day of controversy, Trump reportedly forced Gaddafi off the property.

So, everything about Donald Trump continues to be awesome, obviously. Trump/Nuge 2016!

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