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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

And why he makes such good spam sculpture.

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bookish's avatar

I do not have the teevee, but I appreciate the pro tip. Maybe another wonker can do the honors?

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

After visiting Terre Haute, a friend and I decided that Buffy and Jodie, the orphans from Terre Haute on Family Affair, had actually killed their parents so they could get out of town. The car accident was a set up.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I know it's not nice to make fun of how people look but that hair is the most ridiculous thing. And what makes it worse is he must spend a lot of TIME making it look like that on purpose. At least my excuse for crappy hair is I just comb it when I get out of the shower and that's it. Plus I don't have time and am too cheap to get a decent haircut. Someone (I think it was Garrison Keillor) wrote a column about Trump the other day and said the haircut made him look like a 70's lounge singer who was going to break into "Volare" any minute.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

I'm still trying to figure out what exactly "Crepey skin" is.

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

His movies are all I believe.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

If you are unaware that the election has already taken place, you may be the perfect customer for these homeopathic remedies...

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Ask Suzette.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The alien takeover has to start somewhere, wouldn't be sporting otherwise.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The Womp Rat is calling from inside the House.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

It's not a problem you can just paper over.

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HellhathnofuryDemme's avatar

awww...you must be a young!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Tony Clifton!

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idiotboy's avatar

Cupids Hot Dogs in the San Fernando Valley. Pinks on La Cienega. Bottom line for chili dogs.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

The Poles are renowned seamen.

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