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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

And why he makes such good spam sculpture.

bookish's avatar

I do not have the teevee, but I appreciate the pro tip. Maybe another wonker can do the honors?

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After visiting Terre Haute, a friend and I decided that Buffy and Jodie, the orphans from Terre Haute on Family Affair, had actually killed their parents so they could get out of town. The car accident was a set up.

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I know it's not nice to make fun of how people look but that hair is the most ridiculous thing. And what makes it worse is he must spend a lot of TIME making it look like that on purpose. At least my excuse for crappy hair is I just comb it when I get out of the shower and that's it. Plus I don't have time and am too cheap to get a decent haircut. Someone (I think it was Garrison Keillor) wrote a column about Trump the other day and said the haircut made him look like a 70's lounge singer who was going to break into "Volare" any minute.

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

I'm still trying to figure out what exactly "Crepey skin" is.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

His movies are all I believe.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

If you are unaware that the election has already taken place, you may be the perfect customer for these homeopathic remedies...

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The alien takeover has to start somewhere, wouldn't be sporting otherwise.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The Womp Rat is calling from inside the House.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

It's not a problem you can just paper over.

HellhathnofuryDemme's avatar

awww...you must be a young!

idiotboy's avatar

Cupids Hot Dogs in the San Fernando Valley. Pinks on La Cienega. Bottom line for chili dogs.

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The Poles are renowned seamen.