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tubuc's avatar

BEAM ME UP LT. IVANKA!

Moonshine's avatar

Or outsourcing the manufacturing of your lame clothing line from one country that pays low wages to another country that pays even lower wages?

hendenburg2's avatar

Nah, it's because Dumpf hasn't lifted sanctions yet

desida's avatar

If the German educational system is anything like the one in Belgium, where my first boyfriend lived and started learning English in kindergarten, her English is probably better than Trump's.

phoenix00's avatar

Only in America can the English spoken by most of the population is worse than their leader's.

phoenix00's avatar

Oh you know he's itching to....

Sarah E. Grove's avatar

You know what I think? I think that Merkel/Trump-no-handshake photo op was just after a one-on-one meeting between the two. It wouldn't have taken much effort for Angela to let him know what a stupid asshole he is. And THAT was his reaction.

eka's avatar

i was living in berlin when the bombing of serbia happened. berliners were not too happy about participating in that. and while bombing was an extreme tactic which catered to the desires of terrorists, that was a lot more morally defensible than the shitshows of afghanistan and iraq - especially after the IC didn't react swiftly enough in bosnia.

Regret's avatar

I second that motion.

MOAR MOMMY MERKEL PICKS PLX!

Beautiful Soup's avatar

A jelly donut for people (me) who don't like jelly donuts.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

This whole family, reproduces as often as the Duggar family!

Robbertjan Brandenburg's avatar

Yes but that would be way too pragmatic and creative of us Dutchies to be accepted by lord dampnut.

Cleo_Cat's avatar

True. Many more of them than we would like, but they are not the majority even though they might like to claim they are.

HazooToo's avatar

AOTK! Also it looks more like red bean paste than jelly and THAT MIGHT BE DELICIOUS BUT IT'S NOT JELLY!