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Ancestry is cool as heck

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BEAM ME UP LT. IVANKA!

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Or outsourcing the manufacturing of your lame clothing line from one country that pays low wages to another country that pays even lower wages?

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Nah, it's because Dumpf hasn't lifted sanctions yet

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If the German educational system is anything like the one in Belgium, where my first boyfriend lived and started learning English in kindergarten, her English is probably better than Trump's.

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Only in America can the English spoken by most of the population is worse than their leader's.

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Oh you know he's itching to....

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You know what I think? I think that Merkel/Trump-no-handshake photo op was just after a one-on-one meeting between the two. It wouldn't have taken much effort for Angela to let him know what a stupid asshole he is. And THAT was his reaction.

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i was living in berlin when the bombing of serbia happened. berliners were not too happy about participating in that. and while bombing was an extreme tactic which catered to the desires of terrorists, that was a lot more morally defensible than the shitshows of afghanistan and iraq - especially after the IC didn't react swiftly enough in bosnia.

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I second that motion.

MOAR MOMMY MERKEL PICKS PLX!

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A jelly donut for people (me) who don't like jelly donuts.

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Exactamente 😉

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This whole family, reproduces as often as the Duggar family!

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Yes but that would be way too pragmatic and creative of us Dutchies to be accepted by lord dampnut.

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True. Many more of them than we would like, but they are not the majority even though they might like to claim they are.

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AOTK! Also it looks more like red bean paste than jelly and THAT MIGHT BE DELICIOUS BUT IT'S NOT JELLY!

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