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Self-flagellization is Kilmeade\&#039s favorite form of self-abusification.

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<i>"... thinking raping and waterboarding..."</i>

Cosby was working for the CIA now?

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Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element (aka, sludge)

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I don't think a brain slug would live very long sitting on The Donald. More likely a dung beetle.

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"it’s just inconceivable [to me] that they can feel this way." Ummmm Donny? You just admitted that you're a fucking idiot.

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Donald's on the teevee being stupid about something again? Must be a day ending in "y" (as in - "Y" do we have to endure this idiot and his flapping pie hole every Monday? Are Mondays not bad enough?)

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I have designated Donald's quaff as ISIS: It Shits It Stinks.

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No, it takes ages to load for me as well, then the text bounces up and down because ads are appearing on the page.

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Sounds like it.

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<i>“We did whatever we could to stop the next attack."</i>

Did we send Trump to Afghanistan to search for bin Laden? Did we <strike>torture</strike> interrogate Cheney in case he knew something? Did we keep our eye on the ball and avoid spending a trillion dollars for war in the wrong country?

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Facts are silly things.

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Clearly, Rodney Dangerfield would be perfect to play Trump. Is he still alive?

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That's a fine circular bit of logic - "We torture people to protect ourselves, then people violently respond to our toturing people, which justifies the torture in the first place."

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Thank you for listening to these terrible fucking idiots so that I don't have to.

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