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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Self-flagellization is Kilmeade\&#039s favorite form of self-abusification.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>"... thinking raping and waterboarding..."</i>

Cosby was working for the CIA now?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element (aka, sludge)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't think a brain slug would live very long sitting on The Donald. More likely a dung beetle.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"it’s just inconceivable [to me] that they can feel this way." Ummmm Donny? You just admitted that you're a fucking idiot.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Donald's on the teevee being stupid about something again? Must be a day ending in "y" (as in - "Y" do we have to endure this idiot and his flapping pie hole every Monday? Are Mondays not bad enough?)

Fartknocker's avatar

I have designated Donald's quaff as ISIS: It Shits It Stinks.

PubOption's avatar

No, it takes ages to load for me as well, then the text bounces up and down because ads are appearing on the page.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“We did whatever we could to stop the next attack."</i>

Did we send Trump to Afghanistan to search for bin Laden? Did we <strike>torture</strike> interrogate Cheney in case he knew something? Did we keep our eye on the ball and avoid spending a trillion dollars for war in the wrong country?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Facts are silly things.

Bezoar's avatar

Clearly, Rodney Dangerfield would be perfect to play Trump. Is he still alive?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That's a fine circular bit of logic - "We torture people to protect ourselves, then people violently respond to our toturing people, which justifies the torture in the first place."

diogenez's avatar

Thank you for listening to these terrible fucking idiots so that I don't have to.