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doktorzoom's avatar

God, I love this insurance panda shit. I banned the IP address, but I love this crap. For a certain value of "love."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When they got to the Muslim tweet, I so wish Leslie Stahl had stuck her finger in Trump's face and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Trump. I asked Governor Pence a question, and Id like to hear his answer."

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It wasn't the withdrawal that was premature.

Besides the short-fingers, I figure Donald for a minute man.

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I assume so many were gay because they got the hell out of their Arabic countries and came here so they wouldn't be killed.

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Chris Christie is just too hard to type without fucking it up, so I've started calling him Trump's Butt Boy.

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Rumor has it the "brain trust" that suggested Pence was the Trump kids.

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He was just pissed that Pence suggested he had a heart. That's not what the Republicans are looking for in their nominee.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That's unfair to Liberace. He was a hell of a musician and understood entertaining flamboyance a hell of a lot better than Trump ever will.

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If you searched for images of Mae West on Pornhub, you'd have to go to the BBW category. Da girl had curves.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

easy one.1) Sleeping.2) Eating.3) MURDERING!!!!!!!

the big three...the things Kitties like to do.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trump will never let any member of the foreign press interview him before the election, and no member of the foreign press will be interested in interviewing him after the election.

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Civiliation's in great shape. It's all due to White Men, and they ain't going anywhere.

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I really don't expect Trump to debate Hillary.

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Fuck! Why doesn't someone abduct me and force-feed me LSD? I could use the vacation.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

True. I watched Behind The Candelabra last night, and I remembered Lee's line, "I call it 'palatial kitsch '." Seemed like a good match to Trump's aesthetic.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Nice to know they are as clued in as dad. How have they managed to keep any money at all?

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