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The mess of a situation following hurried Katrina is by some magic formula also too blamed on Obama now.

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We should start calling it the Pub Party, although the common Pub have the benefit of beer and darts, whereas the Pub Party only have an assortment of idiots with opinions easily swayed by something they "heard from this guy at the Pub last night".

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Okay, so they injected the Botox with a caulking gun, then sandblasted the result and buffed it with a power buffer to a nice sheen. She's proud of every other saggy part of her 61-year-old body. Excuse me, that image was even too much for me - uuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp!!!!!!

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"Trump's mouth looks like a dog's asshole.

Scott Walker is trying really hard to compete in the contest of Ugly Mouths

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Maybe she bought one of those FOX News Graphics Department kits containing a "D" to use for identifying anyone associated with negative news and a "R" for association with positive news.

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Fiorina insisted she’s “not going to spend a single cycle wondering what Donald Trump means.”

Here comes another bleeding joke from Trump, and the footage will include Megyn Kelly.A-bloody-gain!

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Please don't ever refer to pegging The Donald again. This has been a public service announcement.

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I am still mad at her for trying to turn those nice Dalmatian puppies into a coat.

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Ahem. Back on the night of the first Republican debate, somebody, elviouslyqueer, I believe, volunteered that the reason Carly didn't crack any smiles was because there was too much botox in that face. Maybe we should give The Donald a pass on this one.

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A very hot, dry, lonely, lonely park.

Eleanor Rigby had a hell of a time.

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now that you mention it she does look like a bird.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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And proud of every (fill in the blank)

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Hey, if you name yourself after a Brady Bunch character, expect to get treated like one.

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If she's so proud of all her wrinkles how come she's had a face lift or at the very least covered em up with makeup or Photoshoped em out? What gives? I don't think she's all that truthful, to tell ya the truth.although (T)rump really is the last person to be making comments on ugly faces. He looks like if ET had his head elongated.

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Who cares what this piranha puss has to say? She'll never be president of the Lollipop Kids or the U.S.

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Yeah, well, I watched a video of that woman ragging on another woman's appearance, while she was getting made up for a TV show, and it was the meanest, most personal and vicious attack with derisive laughter and predictions about where the victim here was going to end up.

People get what they sow. And I find your attempts at being snide are as lame as conservative attempts at comedy, you comfort troll you.

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