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I'm confused: is our government killing too many people or not enough. My brain hurts now.

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BBHMM

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Is that from a movie about gay cowboys eating puddding?

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Who knew?

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I wish I could quit you!

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The purpose of government is to kill all the brown people who want to take our stuff. The other purpose of government is to convince us that we have the best stuff and are in constant peril from brown people who want to take it. GOP 101

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He's a mooby dick.

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The only thing that would make this better is putting #IlDouche's hand on Poopin's crotch.

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Hey, we all have to make sacrifices...

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half of one, six dozen of the other...

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That was really good.

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Gee, I'm surprised. No, wait, the opposite, I meant the opposite.

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He's the polling equivalent of a digging a hole; the more you take away the bigger it gets.

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Call me Ickymale.

(Not nearly as good as yours, but I work with what I got.)

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yes...presidents are commanders in chief and often issue orders to the armed forces targeting people to be killed. Sure, they tend to be, you know, terrorists or armed insurgents and whatnot, and not american journalists or adversarial political opponents, but hey, whatever, right? What's your point? Oh, you don't have one.

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On the 'bright' side, even if there were journalists being killed in the US, Joe Scarborough would remain perfectly safe...

Have a great day!

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