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Count Awesome's avatar

I'm confused: is our government killing too many people or not enough. My brain hurts now.

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btwbfdimho's avatar

BBHMM

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Count Awesome's avatar

Is that from a movie about gay cowboys eating puddding?

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stevola's avatar

Who knew?

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Lemmy Caution's avatar

I wish I could quit you!

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SessileRaptor's avatar

The purpose of government is to kill all the brown people who want to take our stuff. The other purpose of government is to convince us that we have the best stuff and are in constant peril from brown people who want to take it. GOP 101

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

He's a mooby dick.

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YourMom's avatar

The only thing that would make this better is putting #IlDouche's hand on Poopin's crotch.

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Lady Bug's avatar

Hey, we all have to make sacrifices...

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Lady Bug's avatar

half of one, six dozen of the other...

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lroom's avatar

That was really good.

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sirjonk's avatar

Gee, I'm surprised. No, wait, the opposite, I meant the opposite.

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sirjonk's avatar

He's the polling equivalent of a digging a hole; the more you take away the bigger it gets.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Call me Ickymale.

(Not nearly as good as yours, but I work with what I got.)

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sirjonk's avatar

yes...presidents are commanders in chief and often issue orders to the armed forces targeting people to be killed. Sure, they tend to be, you know, terrorists or armed insurgents and whatnot, and not american journalists or adversarial political opponents, but hey, whatever, right? What's your point? Oh, you don't have one.

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William_C_Diaz's avatar

On the 'bright' side, even if there were journalists being killed in the US, Joe Scarborough would remain perfectly safe...

Have a great day!

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