Back when the Onion was still just a local-ish thing in Madison, Borowitz was one of the few satirists with national exposure. He's been out-competed, but occasionally he still lands a decent shot.
Don't forget you can still buy Trump's fabrique en Chine suits at MACY'S. Despite complaints to Macy's about Trump's outrageous remarks that are insulting to at least 47% or more of their customers, Macy's stands with their partner, Donald Trump. So if you want show you will not be swayed by Trump's views on our President's patriotism, shop at Macy's.
If Donald Trump wants to volunteer to "secure" the U.S./European border via being stationed on some floating platform on the Atlantic, who am I to stop him?
Of course wait until after he gets there to point out there's no internet access or television cameras.
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Your bathroom mirror is on the ceiling? You in California?
Back when the Onion was still just a local-ish thing in Madison, Borowitz was one of the few satirists with national exposure. He&#039;s been out-competed, but occasionally he still lands a decent shot.
I had to take down my bathroom mirror.
We have WAAAAY too many of those already.
No more European immigration! Trump&#039;s mother is from Scotland. I rest my case.
Don&#039;t forget you can still buy Trump&#039;s fabrique en Chine suits at MACY&#039;S. Despite complaints to Macy&#039;s about Trump&#039;s outrageous remarks that are insulting to at least 47% or more of their customers, Macy&#039;s stands with their partner, Donald Trump. So if you want show you will not be swayed by Trump&#039;s views on our President&#039;s patriotism, shop at Macy&#039;s.
Some days, it shames me to be white.
If Donald Trump wants to volunteer to &quot;secure&quot; the U.S./European border via being stationed on some floating platform on the Atlantic, who am I to stop him?
Of course wait until after he gets there to point out there&#039;s no internet access or television cameras.
It&#039;s like he&#039;s an artist and asshat is his medium.
a whole car full
Tide goes out, tide comes in, never a mis-communication.
You can&#039;t explain that!
Trump has an element outside of clown school?
frostbacks...
A couple of short guys, on the way. Not what you had in mind?
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I heard the Don was into Hair to Mouth.
Did I say Hair to Mouth? I meant Ass to Hair.
Something like that anyhow, with apologies to South Park.