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There's something kind of disturbingly deep about that.

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No they don't, they just don't have secular governments that keep their impulses in check.

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True story, the goat from the curse was named Murphy...

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I reckon we'll make fun of them too, as soon as they start trying to legislate their butthurt.

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True story. Just last month I drove past a little farm that had a donkey, a goat, a cow and a turkey all living in one field. I blame Obama.

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Ted Nugent doesn't seem to be dead or in jail, yet another broken campaign promise.

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"I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth...Tijuana!"

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Wait...did I miss a meeting? Is this in the newsletter?

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Does size matter" Because I've seen all kinds of mosquitoes...

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That's a silly thing to say. According to the Bible, Christians are not allowed to hate ANYONE. Which means that everyone hates us more than The Christians (tm) do, doesn'tit?

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ZOMG, DOK!! IS THERE A BEAR??!!

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I'm a Sufi Muslim, and gay. And my wife's a Christian. Your turn.

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Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian.

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Do you think there is the remotest possibility that Donald Trump understands that the President is constrained by the Constitution, not to mention common sense?

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Leave Rob Ford out of this!

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Because Muslims, unlike Christians, are completely monolithic in their beliefs and how they act upon them. There "The Muslims" is a thing.

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