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OneYieldRegular's avatar

There's something kind of disturbingly deep about that.

dshwa's avatar

No they don't, they just don't have secular governments that keep their impulses in check.

dshwa's avatar

True story, the goat from the curse was named Murphy...

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

I reckon we'll make fun of them too, as soon as they start trying to legislate their butthurt.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

True story. Just last month I drove past a little farm that had a donkey, a goat, a cow and a turkey all living in one field. I blame Obama.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Ted Nugent doesn't seem to be dead or in jail, yet another broken campaign promise.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth...Tijuana!"

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Wait...did I miss a meeting? Is this in the newsletter?

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Does size matter" Because I've seen all kinds of mosquitoes...

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

That's a silly thing to say. According to the Bible, Christians are not allowed to hate ANYONE. Which means that everyone hates us more than The Christians (tm) do, doesn'tit?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'm a Sufi Muslim, and gay. And my wife's a Christian. Your turn.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Do you think there is the remotest possibility that Donald Trump understands that the President is constrained by the Constitution, not to mention common sense?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Because Muslims, unlike Christians, are completely monolithic in their beliefs and how they act upon them. There "The Muslims" is a thing.