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Actual Newsmax headline on my commie propaganda mommieblog page right now:

"The One Thing You Should Do for Your Prostate Each Morning"

Sorry, Newsmax, but I think that your target demographic already has that health issue well in hand. Nome sane?

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If any GOP politician makes any decision more momentous than whether or not to floss in the morning, based on a NewsMax poll . . . it would be a good thing.

--- "I'm Karl Rove, and I fell for this message."

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You guys must be sh**ing bricks right now huh. TRUMP 2016

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Free Trump tie with every new subscription.

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I-35 happened during rush hour and that bridge was really high up. A bad combination. Glad no was hurt.

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Weakly.

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Newsmax has much more scientic coverage. You know, you'll be guaranteed a morning stiffie if you eat enough bananas. Hard-hitting stuff like that there.

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If you can force yourself to listen to right wing radio gasbags like Boss BlunderRush, Sheer InSannity and Off-the-Mark Levin, their advertisers tend to be (1.0) Schemes to avoid paying the IRS; (2.) Schemes to avoid paying credti card debt; (3.) Schemes to avoid paying home mortgages; (4.) Schemes to make money at home; and (5.) And patent nostrums for men who can no longer whip it up.

What else do you need to know about their typical drone followers?

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The Klondike Kassandra?

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Click on the Amazon link, go to one of the conservative screeds like "Bullies" or "The Amateur," and look at the most recent "reviews."

Open Season!

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The trouble with Redstate is E2 and his minions are so thin-skinned you have to keep signing up with another disposable email account. Same with NewsBusters and American Stinker. They just can't take a joke...

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This world began to go to Hell when "The Onion" was no longer readily available on paper.

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The only fibre he is interested in, is on the top of his head.

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I might agree with the Trump if I could find a way to print out Newsmax on toilet paper.

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Too much gold in his diet probably.

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I believe you.

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