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Mormos's avatar

I am burnt out on all the stupid election bullshit - and it isn't even an election year...

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

As long as voting isn't ultimately down to appealing to simple speech patterns for Republicans...http://www.nytimes.com/interactive...

Wassamatta U Alumnus's avatar

I'll show them, as he picks up his marbles and storms home to pout about the meanies.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

LOL, you r comment reminds me of the congressperson (R) from Florida who spread rumors about his rival's sister being a Thespian.

Dee Andee's avatar

I'd think so. He's the most thin-skinned narcissist ever. If he doesn't have all of the best toys in the sandbox, he'll throw a tantrum, blame the kids the toys belong to for not giving them to him, and go home.

OddMan's avatar

♫ Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City.Trouble with a capital "T"And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for TRUMP! ♫

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

It's still very early yet.

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

And take a piss in the sandbox then call everybody losers.

Lord-Nash's avatar

I'm praying this will be like Black Friday sales that start at 3pm on Thanksgiving day, that the whole thing will be so brought backwards in time people will be completely sick of it. Maybe next election everyone will realize how buttfuckingly stupid it is to start the election cycle 19 months from election day.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

New Carson campaign slogan: As dumb as Trump; 1/8th the volume!

Haribo Lector's avatar

I don't know. It seems like he's already shot his bolt by telling them they can't use his golf course. That was his big gun, and I don't think he's got anything left to follow that up with.

Haribo Lector's avatar

Republicans refer to him as "the other black one" now.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... if he doesn't, I know plenty of people who do.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... they're losers because they can't take a yooge! piss in the sandbox in the unbelievable classy way Dumbald Drumpf does?

BackDoorMan's avatar

... very early and yet, some say, too late...

chicken thief's avatar

OT, but I think Bobby Jindal should change his campaign slogan to:

Vote Bobby JindalBecause everyone wants a BJ!