The brain trust that is Fox & Friends has a very important question for America: "Is Obama administration inciting violence in Ferguson?" The answer is yes, duh, that's a rhetorical question, but let's turn to YOOOOGE brain guy Donald Trump to further explain.
Sometimes when I read stuff like this I think there's no hope. Fox and corporate interests in general may have gotten too strong a foothold into our politics and there's no turning back. I start to feel what I like to call the "5 stages of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
You know what I'm talking about. You walk into a small bar and there's a guy with a guitar doing folk cover songs. You sit down and he begins to play "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". Your first reaction is disbelief, "Oh God he can't be serious, there's no way he's going to do the whole song". But then he starts the second verse and you begin to get angry, "Fuck Me! This asshole is going to do the whole song. Does he think this is 1972?". So you figure you can bargain with him, "Listen I will pay you, no blow you, to stop playing that song", but he continues on and we haven't even gotten to the bloated bodies yet. The realization that there is still 20 more minutes of this ungodly monotone tripe sends you into stage 4, deep depression. Then the waitress arrives, so you order another drink and accept the fact that this never ending piece of garbage will play on and on until you die or you're too drunk to care. You have reached stage 5.
That's how I feel when Fox interviews Trump. I'm at about stage 4 right now.
This is a reasonable description of 21 Cen America.
<i>I ... actually know somebody, who lives in Ferguson...&quot;</i>
He sees him every few weeks from 30,000 feet.
Trumpette&#039;s real complaint is King Obama isn&#039;t dictatorial enough.
Sometimes when I read stuff like this I think there&#039;s no hope. Fox and corporate interests in general may have gotten too strong a foothold into our politics and there&#039;s no turning back. I start to feel what I like to call the &quot;5 stages of the Edmund Fitzgerald&quot;.
You know what I&#039;m talking about. You walk into a small bar and there&#039;s a guy with a guitar doing folk cover songs. You sit down and he begins to play &quot;The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald&quot;. Your first reaction is disbelief, &quot;Oh God he can&#039;t be serious, there&#039;s no way he&#039;s going to do the whole song&quot;. But then he starts the second verse and you begin to get angry, &quot;Fuck Me! This asshole is going to do the whole song. Does he think this is 1972?&quot;. So you figure you can bargain with him, &quot;Listen I will pay you, no blow you, to stop playing that song&quot;, but he continues on and we haven&#039;t even gotten to the bloated bodies yet. The realization that there is still 20 more minutes of this ungodly monotone tripe sends you into stage 4, deep depression. Then the waitress arrives, so you order another drink and accept the fact that this never ending piece of garbage will play on and on until you die or you&#039;re too drunk to care. You have reached stage 5.
That&#039;s how I feel when Fox interviews Trump. I&#039;m at about stage 4 right now.
But DT has always had great relations with &quot;the Blacks.&quot;
Ben Carson LIBEL!!1!
<blockquote>YOOOOGE brain guy Donald Trump</blockquote>
Ah, encephalitis. Yes, that explains a lot.
Drsparkle, have you been reading my mind? I may have to borrow Michele Bachman&#039;s tinfoil hat!!
I so hate that fucking song. Right on, hepcat!
You know, I read that on the Interwebs, so it has to be true!