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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

HA HA. Until we see his kindergarten thesis -- <i>"Alienation or Alien Nation: America at a crossroads"</i> -- we will have no way to judge how he got into 1st grade. We deserve to know the truth.

ROBERT's avatar

Donald trump and jane fonda weren't they lovers during the Vietnam war

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Yeah, Cheney continues to walk around even though his heart stopped beating a year ago. That's some serious dick power there.

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Turned out he was allergic to lead. (Probably acquired from exposure to his daddy's apartment buildings.)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am amazed at the sheer numbers of false flag scam-pulling pretenders hiding out there are in the teabagger world, JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK BAD! No wonder they are so fucking scared of everything.

I wonder how many times a day BobSalem calls his momwife a turncoat libtard traitor dumocrap, because she forgot to buy him the right kind of cheez for his nachos.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually, those aren't birthmarks. Those are inkstains from getting his baby footprints on his birth certificate.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Facts disagree with Donald Chump like a bad oyster.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"You people are so comical."</i>

Stop. Stop. You make me blush.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well that settles it. He's definately a Republican. What next? Closet gay?

PubOption's avatar

Could you imagine the Donald with a military buzz-cut?

fuflans's avatar

uh oh. strikethru party foul.

fuflans's avatar

i think achilles was gay, too.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This clinches his Repubican nomination. He's rich, divorced, racist, chicken-hawk, and white, says he loves Jeebus, hates God's non-American children, hates God's non-Repubican children, and loves himself.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Well.... if Trumpette wants to be very, very, very, very, very proud of something no one else could accomplish, he should go capture bin Laden with his bare hands.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"polar bear's cock"? That's cold, man.