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HA HA. Until we see his kindergarten thesis -- <i>"Alienation or Alien Nation: America at a crossroads"</i> -- we will have no way to judge how he got into 1st grade. We deserve to know the truth.

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Donald trump and jane fonda weren't they lovers during the Vietnam war

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Yeah, Cheney continues to walk around even though his heart stopped beating a year ago. That's some serious dick power there.

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Turned out he was allergic to lead. (Probably acquired from exposure to his daddy's apartment buildings.)

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I am amazed at the sheer numbers of false flag scam-pulling pretenders hiding out there are in the teabagger world, JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK BAD! No wonder they are so fucking scared of everything.

I wonder how many times a day BobSalem calls his momwife a turncoat libtard traitor dumocrap, because she forgot to buy him the right kind of cheez for his nachos.

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Actually, those aren't birthmarks. Those are inkstains from getting his baby footprints on his birth certificate.

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Facts disagree with Donald Chump like a bad oyster.

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<i>"You people are so comical."</i>

Stop. Stop. You make me blush.

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Well that settles it. He's definately a Republican. What next? Closet gay?

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Could you imagine the Donald with a military buzz-cut?

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uh oh. strikethru party foul.

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i think achilles was gay, too.

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This clinches his Repubican nomination. He's rich, divorced, racist, chicken-hawk, and white, says he loves Jeebus, hates God's non-American children, hates God's non-Repubican children, and loves himself.

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Well.... if Trumpette wants to be very, very, very, very, very proud of something no one else could accomplish, he should go capture bin Laden with his bare hands.

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"polar bear's cock"? That's cold, man.

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NEXT QUESTION, GEORGE!

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